Ultimate Internet

[Houdini]

I thought a thread was necessary (mostly to stop me posting individual topics) to celebrate the best of the worst that the internet has to offer.

I'll get the ball rolling w/ When Taxidermy Goes Wrong

Please, keep it trashy.

 

[GCW]

Very useful.

 

[cowboyhat]

http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/

 

[Johnny Brown]

Sarah's challenge:

If anyone wants to pretend they think I have messed around with anyone please say so nationally or send a signed letter with an address. I will not tolerate wickedness. That's why lies are anonymous.

People Sarah Jane was fond of but never agreed to go out with

Sarah Jane was very fond of Paul Clark who she worked for years ago. They spoke on the phone for a while after and he sent her a card with kisses from America but never kissed.

Sarah Jane was very fond of Martin Taylor, Paul Hopkins and Jay Langley at Brann in Bristol. They all cancelled each other out. None of them were boyfriends or kissed.

Sarah Jane was very fond of Victor Riorden at BT in Bristol. She never kissed him. There was a lot of jealous women and men and a woman who liked Victor ended the temporary contract as soon as Victor left and she took over. There had been anonymous notes left in her folder telling her to leave or get fired for quite a while. She worked there nearly a year, so it was a lot more than the 3 months contract originally agreed to.

Sarah Jane was very fond of a man called Andrew in Trowbridge. She never kissed him.

That's genius.

 

[GCW]

Can't prove anything either way about anal though, can she :whistle:

 

[tomtom]

http://www.sarahjanenewbury.com/

Thats a class find...

But would you??? :whistle:

 

[Jaspersharpe]

John, an accountant from Surrey

This is the sort of person who gives my profession a bad name.

Actually, come to think of it, isn't that Saltbeef?

 

[Rocksteady]

Genius thread.

I think youtube generally can go on there, more for the comments to the vids than the vids themselves. But this I particularly like:

Dwarf Midgets Killer Muay Thai Boxing Nasty Fighting

 

[Houdini]

http://dicktowel.com/

 

[GCW]

Interesting, nebulised whisky.

 

[Tris]

No description needed:

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

 

[slackline]

CouchSurfing

 

[Iesu]

http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html

edit - click on the drummachine flower on the messed up plant/tree menu

 

[cowboyhat]

http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html

edit - click on the drummachine flower on the messed up plant/tree menu

Saltbeef is bound to want to buy some of that stuff. Site is a bit infuriating but if nothing else it does sound amazing.

 

[Iesu]

the big red ball of mouths within mouths freaks me right out when it comes jumping out atcha!

btw, the effect is lost without sound!

 

[slackline]

the big red ball of mouths within mouths freaks me right out when it comes jumping out atcha!

btw, the effect is lost without sound!

You mean these?

 

[Iesu]

..any excuse...

no i mean the weird geometric mouth monster that pops out at you on the tokyoplastic site when you navigate to different parts of the site. Have you seen the envelope mouth as well?

 

[Iesu]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

[Houdini]

http://www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/real_lives/I_breastfeed_my_dog_article_293284.html

 

[magpie]

Stealing my links. :spank: