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Aitor recommended a route called Azul de Samarcanda a 6b+ diagonal line as a warm up! Aitor lent me encouragement on the first 3m I managed to clip the 2nd bolt with relief and thought back to Dawes words. It had felt like an e4 6b

Yes indeed :punk: :2thumbsup:
 
Good on Nick for turning back to help, I'd like to think I would do the same but hope to never test that theory
 
Trad, youth & danger

Trad, youth & danger
26 September 2016, 8:05 pm

Sunshine, blue skies, shorts on and sat at the base of Dinas Cromlech on a Saturday in the middle of summer. Next to me sat Emma Twyford who I first started climbing with in the mid 90s in the Lakes. The cliff is one of the better ones of its type in the UK and I was surprised to see Dinas Mot on the opposite side also empty. On the boulders in the valley bottom lay most of the climbers in the Llanberis Pass.

Climbing has certainly changed a lot over the last 20 year. I don’t know which has been the strangest occurrence although rumour of Dave Macleod losing loads of weight living on cheesecake and butter is certainly up there. Training for climbing and trying one project has in many circles become more popular than the actual activity along with moaning about minor injuries.

Earlier in the year there was some debate about wether the UK had any world class routes and I thought it was ludicrous. The UK has tons and it’s often the history, character and landscapes of the routes which make them so special.

On this day at the Cromlech we’d just done Lord of the Flies, once at the limit of my ambitions it had become the rest day outing and having done considerably more climbing worldwide since first climbing it in the 90s I can say it’s exceptional. Admittedly most of the routes here are much smaller than those found on the ‘great cliffs’ of the world but for their size, enjoyment and variety I can’t think of anywhere better, nor indeed of as good a climbing scene.

There are climbs which rival those found on el cap, Longhope direct is the UKs version of Salathe wall, Etive slabs, Shelterstone and Dubh Loch could be some of the smaller cliffs in Yosemite valley. Gogarth and Pembroke offer as good a sea cliff adventures as to be found anywhere in the world.

Climbing has given me a huge amount, the majority of my best experiences have involved it in some way or other and the majority of the climbing I do and have done is trad climbing. Seeing the fairly empty cliffs quite often I do wonder if it’s something of a ‘dying out’ element of climbing. I think this would be somewhat sad and would highly recommend anyone who has given it any thought to give it a go. If I could give every keen youth from a less affluent background the skills, equipment and opportunity to go out and do some classic trad climbs I would do so. I’ve done a lot of both sport and trad climbing over the years and the easiest classic trad routes I’ve done still mean a lot more to me than the hardest sport routes I’ve done although an ascent of Little Chamonix is unlikely to get you much acclaim. A good thing about the easy trad routes is that you can enjoy them again and again.

​ Ryan Pasquil, the super ned beneath The Great Escape A trip to Arran in May was destined to be the main trip of the year with John Dunnes route The Great escape being the goal. The plan was set with Ryan Pasquill, Ben, Dan Mcmanus, Dan Varian, Adam Long and Ray wood when a last minuter invited himself on the trip. I was very nervous about the stowaway as first impressions were of one of those highly spoiled, cham trustafarian types who often deserve a smack in the face until proven otherwise. When he mentioned he was keen for the guide scheme my suspicions deepened as the main test for this scheme is to measure the size of your ego to check if it’s of equivalent size to a sperm whale. But... Tom Livingstone ended up being not too bad.

The trip was a general success but as me and Ryan did the Great Escape on the first day through a mixture of celebrations and the weather our performance on the trip was a line graph going downwards.

​ Looking down the Glen Rosa valley with Ryan high on Sleeping Crack The Great Escape itself was an incredible route, Chir Mor and Sleeping crack offered brilliant climbing and views back down the Glen Rosa valley with the mound of Ailsa Craig prominent in the distance. Chir Mhor and the nearby area had a lot of potential for new routes. We just did the one, a new E7 right of Sleeping Crack which involved a leap for a huge chickenhead and a wiggy couple of slab moves to leave it. I’ve only just named it, Chickenhead Spread. The naming of the routes is often more fun than the climbs themselves.

Bransby pulled a big block off on the first day taking the biggest lob, Varian put up a new and good looking v12 and as usual Ryan drank more than anyone else.

​ Dan having flopped onto the top of Combined Energy I’ve rarely been into new routing as I enjoy doing the existing ones. This year has been quite different. On the commute back from Manchester to North Wales I listened to the radio about 2 black holes colliding and scientists measuring the gravitational waves from it. Something struck a chord and the resulting route Gravity Wave is actually a great route which Emma made an exceptional ascent of as setting off on a route graded harder than e7 without pre inspection is still a rarity in UK climbing and which normally happens on the usual bunch of climbs which are ‘sporty’ in nature or have 100 online videos choreographing every move.

Since then I’ve been looking at many of the bits of rock I was curious about for years with a clear intention of trying to climb them and I’ve been looking at North Wales and some other areas in a different light. It’s yielded about 14 new climbs this year with hardly having to look very far for them.

The Pass, Tremadog, Ogwen, Pembroke and particularly Gogarth which has given 4 very good hard routes ranging from the perfectly protected Divided Britain to the very adventurous Combined Energy. The last one being of particularly high quality which was found on a trip to Gogarth after a fight up a George smith e6 called Fishura, a sizable roof crack with chimneying contortions, flopping onto the top I had scars over my back and felt I’d spent a week with a s and m dominatrix. I set up the belay, drank from my flask and grinned at how little fun calum would have seconding it. I looked at a quartz jug at the apex of the arch and thought about how wild a lip traverse to gain it would be if it was possible, the overhanging groove above looked like it could be a total shitfest or amazing.

A few days later on a Wednesday night me and dan mcmanus went and tried it. We each gave it a lead attempt and got to the quartz jug at the apex of the arch. The usual scenes of getting pumped, damp rock and gear ripping were involved. We gave up as it got late and I headed off to work in Manchester. All day in work on the Friday I was thinking about it wondering if the groove at the top was doable. That evening I met up with dan in bangor and we shot to the cliff near porth dafarch. I went up first and gaining the quartz jug I tussled up to the crux in the groove above which keeps you on your toes to the end. Dan did it first go as well having a similar tussle with the final overhanging groove. The name helping to consummate our relationship!

On the drive back across Anglesey one of the best finishes to climbing at gogarth is the panoramic view of the mountains with crib goch often standing out. We went for celebration drinks at the heights still chatting shit about the climb. It was the best of the new ones covering unlikely ground and feeling adventurous. I haven’t been able to get enough of Gogarth this year in terms of a place to hang out on an evening as well as the varied climbs to be found there.



The rather damp new route, Eve Mc Dangermouse. Gogarth Eve on 7 Types of Angularity The last new route at Gogarth was climbed with Eve Lancashire, a black groove which looked like it could have been tough but with a sinker right where you needed it to give a fun short E5 which we named Eve McDangermouse. It’s been good to climb with Eve Lancashire who with sister Gwen give the strongest trad climbing sisters the UK has ever seen and it’s been refreshing climbing with someone who is keener on climbing than training. It’s worth remembering that many of the UKs top sport climbers very rarely climb above E5 without use of a top rope and if they do it normally involves a cameraman to capture the rarity so being able to onsight E5/6 on a variety of different rock types is a bigger deal than the modern media often makes out. I’ve found it interesting that recently people have been taking the ‘sport grade’ of a trad route as everything whereas there are lots of trad routes which are French 7a that are considerably harder leads than trad routes which are 8a or harder but have good gear. Precariousness, blind moves, lichen, loose rock and danger all play a big part amongst many other factors.

Going back to Eve Lancashire.

Eve is a brilliant and exceptional trad climber but also possibly the most dangerous climber I’ve climbed with. It’s tricky to know exactly where to start, lobbing off the top of Rare Lichen having missed out the best RP to protect that section was quite ‘out there’ and not wearing a helmet on Swanage due to having a truly shit role model nearby. But, perhaps Catatonia gives the best example. We arrived at gogarth late and somewhat cloudy and damp we get on an E5 called Catatonia after doing a classic E6 called Sea Witch. I lead the first 6a pitch and she seconds in her pink crocks.

​ Eve going in for Sea Witch Eve in those bloody crocks ​“Good effort Eve, you can get your rock shoes on for the next 5c pitch as your leading”

“No, I’m wearing these”

“I’d get your boots on”

“James Mcbullshit I’m wearing these”

I stared at her incredulously, kind of liking her attitude even if I was getting ripped into by some kind of super mouse for offering sage advice. She duly led the pitch fine and I was impressed and unnerved by the show. I presumed she was just bored and I can empathise with that having spent time with the likes of Calum, Hazel and Doylo.

Of danger in climbing I could write a good few essays. When I was younger I used to seek out the serious routes which had a big history and reputation and I was after pushing myself into desperation to see what I could do when right at the edge. I had a set of other principles which were also on the less healthy side, those ones I will take to the grave. The younger I was the more dangerous the moments were. Dave Kells asked once if I ever thought I was going to die and I was shocked he’d asked as I think I was into treble figures by that point.

I still remember the closest time though. I’d been climbing a year or 2. I set off walking down Borrowdale in October as an angry 16 year old with the intent to solo Greatend Corner on Greatend crag. I remember feeling highly dislocated from ‘normal’ society, a sentiment I imagine some people can empathise with in the current climate where racism, lying and bullying are traits that will carry some bastards far.

The climb was dirty and wet and I soon got pushed leftwards, after nearly falling 3 times I arrived cold and a bit strained on the ledge beneath the top pitch of Banzai Pipeline. That was too wet and I knew I was properly stuffed. I set off upwards into unknown ground picking a line of weakness, pumped, struggling, slapping and trying as hard as I could I was still unfortunately parting company with the rock when the ‘breeze’ pushed me back in where by some good grace a good hold came in reach and the top soon after. I’m in no way religious but the moment would certainly have given Dawkins pause for thought. Having been back since I’ve never quite worked out where the hell I went but it was right at the limit of my ability at that point, probably beyond it. There were other moments where the wind played a part in avoiding disaster but never quite as near the edge, even from 1000s of solos in the Lakes and Wales. There was a moment when Emma Twyford was younger on Greatend crag when it appeared a breeze also saved her.

So, Eve I’d like you to receive some more sage advice from a fellow climber who can be dangerous, and I’d like any person who climbs with you to tell you the same;

wear your helmet, get in
loads of gear (it’s good for getting you fit), consolidate through the classics of the grades, stick knots in the end of your ab rope and use a prussock, concentrate when your climbing- especially on not pulling holds off. If your thinking about Indian Face do The Medium, Ambassador and even Face Mecca beforehand as stepping stones. Meet your partners on time and put your rock shoes on for E5s. The last critical point of safety is to remember to never, ever nick my shades. I wouldn’t give this advice to people I didn’t like. If Farage and Trump got into climbing Id get them on Indian Face as soon as possible, I’d bring my popcorn and offer to belay with a big Cheshire cat smile on my face “it’s this way gents”, but I’m not one to fantasize. Looking down the poky Run of the Arrow to sophie On a different note is the Extreme Rock book. I think there is potential to finish off the ones I’ve not done by the end of next year although it would require a concerted effort and luck with the weather and finding a way through the odd pitch which has fallen down such as the 3rd pitch on Cougar. I have an appointment with Neil Foster to do the last one I have left in Wales. The majority of the routes I’ve done so far have been exceptional.

The last one on a recent trip to Scotland made me think about the history of the climb and was more testing than I would have expected, no offence to Murdo. Setting off on the main pitch on Run of the Arrow I had my trainers on my harness and was expecting a quick run up a classic e6, not quite as cocky as it sounds as I’ve done a few 100 of this grade and normally get up them first go although I’ve found an easy way of finding fear is to set off on them when very tired or hungover.

Dinwoodie had onsighted to the high flake on it on a 1st ascent effort and then managed to scrape in a wire somehow and make an epic retreat. Later on Pete Whillance abseiled the climb and then did it.

My guidebook said many wires in the cracks on the face, I got 2 ok RPs next to each other which and the sequence above felt E6 leading to easier climbing and the end of the good feet. I did ponder for a few minutes there. I knew Pete Whillance would have had a fag where I was and carry on regardless of facing a fall which I thought you’d be very luck to survive. I was pretty impressed Dinwoodie had got to this point without knowing anything about the level of climbing or gear he faced which must have been one of the pushiest efforts of the time.

I eventually climbed higher to get in an RP and reversed back to make the grim move to get gear in the lower bit of the flake where I didn’t actually get anything useful in. I extended the top RP miles to stop it coming out with rope drag and eventually committed to the 6b moves up left. I spoke with Tony Stone later who said I’d missed some key sideways stopper but either way I didn’t clock it and as a lead without the bashed in wires it felt more dangerous than many E7s I’d done, quite like the routes found on north stack. Dan Vajzovic got off lightly as he was close to getting guided up it the week before but his boots looked a bit too crap.

​ Dan beneath the Devils Blade with the Devils Kitchen in the distance I didn’t manage to get out and reccy the Welsh 100 until August. I had a day out which was the first time on that style in half a year and I actually felt the best I’d been for more than a decade moving fast and confidently over 15 to 20 routes it felt like what I had in mind would be possible. I booked off the 6th September as annual leave for it which was my only window due to work but the weather was shit so June next year will be the next opportunity. I’d like to do it as homage to many of the classic routes in the area and particularly Joe Brown who did the first ascent of many of the climbs which I have on my list.

Whilst reccying the route I’d take from Rampart corner to the cromlech I did find a gem at the opposite end of the climbing spectrum. A new highball arête. I must have walked near the thing a hundred times on MLs but I looked at it with a modern eye and knew if the high pockets were ok it would be climbable. I’m not generally the keenest boulderer but I do love arêtes and it rekindled a desire for bouldering I’d not had since climbing Careless Torque a few times in 2010 when I worked out a short person sequence on careless torque for the start and the finish and me and bransby did it within 5 minutes of each other with Ron Fawcett giving us the thumbs up down in Hathersage afterwards. One of the better days I’ve had on the grit was repeating it again after doing Unfamiliar and finishing on the arêtes above. Although not quite as striking a line as Careless it is up there with it in terms of quality climbing and is a great spot to hang out. The Devils Blade. It’s possibly a bit harder than Careless as well.

​ Knife Life on the side of Sub Cneifion with Mcmanus and Heslden Finishing on a highball is appropriate as my next trip will be the person I most associate with nails ones, Dan Varian. In October we are hoping to visit Skye Wall and Sron Ulladale but the weather will inevitably dictate the play. The face I cleaned up on Cloggy in early July is looking like it will have to be a rite of spring.



Source: James Mchaffie - Caffs (B)Log...
 
rumour of Dave Macleod losing loads of weight living on cheesecake and butter

I find myself giggling at the idea of D Mac making his equivalent of the "fish and a rice cake" video, but saying "cheesecake and butter" in various combinations
 
The face I cleaned up on Cloggy in early July is looking like it will have to be a rite of spring.

Is that Redheads version of Masters Wall , or is there to many memories there ?
 
It’s worth remembering that many of the UKs top sport climbers very rarely climb above E5 without use of a top rope and if they do it normally involves a cameraman to capture the rarity so being able to onsight E5/6 on a variety of different rock types is a bigger deal than the modern media often makes out.


That point strikes me as a bit stereotypical of those who find it difficult remembering that being strong physically doesn’t equate to being adept on physically easier but bold climbing - or even on climbs with any perceived risk greater than a typical sport climb.
Likewise having great technique or being good at bold climbing doesn’t equate to being strong on extremely physical terrain - witness Caff getting shut down after >20 sessions by a pure PE route in Liquid Ambar :p . Comparing hard sport to any trad is comparing apples to pears. (I also recall Caff saying he struggled to second a grade IX mixed route saying it felt nails... but that doesn't mean someone who climbs grade IX can cruise up hundreds of E7s - I know enough grade IX climbers who struggle on E4s.)

I get that he’s trying to point out that some trad routes' seriousness, tricky-to-read nature or dirtiness are enough to shut down a lot of sport climbers who climb hard sport routes. But that isn't news is it? Sport isn’t trad and trad isn’t sport. You don’t hear many people pointing out that ‘few of the UKs top boulderers who climb font 8B even climb E6/f8a/(or mixed VIII!)… clearly it isn’t relevant and each to their own (style of climbing).

Implying that media attention overlooks onsighting E5s/6s in favour of sport climbers redpointing 8c - maybe Caff's right. But unless it's a teenager (or a woman :worms:) then neither achievements are really regarded as significant anymore are they? Looking at it in terms of significance - how many Brits are climbing 9a or 9a+, versus are climbing E10/11 - I’d guess around a similar number (with some crossover). With each given similar media coverage from what I can tell… although I don’t follow any social media.

If he's trying to imply (as it seems) that up to a certain level, around trad E5/6 and sport low-mid 8s, one type of climbing is 'harder' than another - i.e. climbers who can onsight E6 and also redpoint mid 8s are more of a rarity than climbers who can redpoint mid 8s but not onsight E6 - again that's probably correct. Some of that discrepency I'd expect comes from the wider skillset and slightly higher barriers to progression required of trad - time being the major one. It's the same with mixed/alpine - it isn't *really* any harder it's just the barriers to entry/progression are higher, so far fewer do it.
And so what if one's 'harder'? Those levels (E6/ mid 8s) aren't really 'significant' in the scheme of things - all climbing up to around 8c+ and E10 is an amateur level isn't it: demonstrably achievable by any sufficiently motivated person with full use of their limbs, while working in a 'proper' full-time job.

And if that point above *is* worth remembering then - taking ‘UK’s top trad climbers’ to mean =>E9 - it should also be worth remembering that many of the UK’s top trad climbers rarely climb above 8b..

edit: good blog btw!
 
That point strikes me as a bit stereotypical of those who find it difficult remembering that being strong physically doesn’t equate to being adept on physically easier but bold climbing - or even on climbs with any perceived risk greater than a typical sport climb.

Hmm. I don't think that is what he's saying. I think there's a perception that because E6 was being onsighted back when 8a+ was really hard, that now everyone has climbed 8c onsighting E6 would be trivial (if only anyone were bothered, which they aren't, cos sport is so hip right now).

Whereas the facts are that onsighting E6 is still a level few achieve with any regularity. Why?

We were discussing it last night on the way back from Rhoscolyn. I think trad performance is a lot less responsive to training as sport. Sure, if you've got a solid trad pedigree a bit of stamina will soon up your grade. But you do need to put in the groundwork. The onsight is also a lot easier to balls up or simply avoid than the eventual redpoint of an 8c (unless it's in a day, we never hear much about how long the siege took). My other theory is that back when trad was the only game in town there was a lot more beta floating around (I'm sure some UKBers like Shark, Neil F etc might have an insight?).

A few times recently we've been on a hard trad with just a guidebook description, only discovering later that they might well not have been repeated since a first ascent 30 years ago, very much not onsight. Above E5, this is not unusual anywhere slightly off the beaten track. A mate termed this as climbing 'blindsight', which I've always liked. A little beta goes a hell of a long way in this situation, even just knowing someone else has done it (and how good you think they are relative to yourself).

PS Not really talking about grit, obvs.

PS if you bear in mind Caff's winter cv before seconding Cracking up I think it makes getting up it at all fucking impressive!
 
Johnny Brown said:
Whereas the facts are that onsighting E6 is still a level few achieve with any regularity. Why?

Cos as he says, it's apples n pears. One theory could be that in society today younger climbers have less time? It's easier to train for sport climbing indoors with short chunks of time, than to serve a trad apprenticeship? You only need half a day to climb 8c, you need whole weekends away to be on-sighting E6s.

Not sure I agree more beta was around back in the day? I reckon it's always been the case that at E6 and above there are a small number of routes that get done. That's what makes Caff's on-sight CV so impressive, he's gone and done all the routes that never get done!
 
T_B said:
Not sure I agree more beta was around back in the day?

I'm pretty sure there wasn't. Sure, there were times someone would repeat something and then there would be a flurry of further repeats whilst it was chalked - something like Midsummer's would be a good example of a route that would happen to. But other than that there was only word-of-mouth whereas now there is word-of-mouth plus huge repositories of hugely accessible information. More than that word of mouth had to be literally face-to-face. There were plenty of times I went on something with absolutely no knowledge.
 
Yeah just seeing that a route has been logged on a UKC logbook is very helpful. A few additional comments can be immeasurably valuable for your 'on-sight' ;)
 
All true, although these huge repositories tend to dry up when they'd be most useful. A couple of routes we did recently, despite a photo topo in a modern select guide the crag wasn't even on UKC. I then got an email from the definitive guide author asking for info.

For a good few routes in the peak all UKC has been good for is to tell me the route had 'a flurry of repeats' in the early nineties, and none since. I still suspect they may have been better informed...
 
Depends how much time you trawl around on social media I guess, but even with me not being on FB I 'noticed' that some of the routes on N Stack has been brushed up recently. I suspect anyone in the frame would be getting their ar*e over there right now in perfect temps :-\
 
petejh said:
It’s worth remembering that many of the UKs top sport climbers very rarely climb above E5 without use of a top rope and if they do it normally involves a cameraman to capture the rarity so being able to onsight E5/6 on a variety of different rock types is a bigger deal than the modern media often makes out.

I'm glad this has come up, something about that comment annoyed me. Of course that is Caffs raison d'etre.

I just thought, how does he know what anyone is doing? And of course I then wondered exactly who the dig is aimed at? or is this ire just the media, the sponsors, British climbings existential question.
 

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