...but it wouldn't be great TV for this great modern age if there wasn't any conflict in it!
Can you imagine if the people involved actually listened to the 'experts'? I'd be a pretty short programme...
OPENING MONTAGE (incl. Gordon stripping off for no apparent reason)
Lots of eye-rolling from La Ramsay about how shit the place is, then cut to:
Gordon: For fuck's sake you useless cunts, you need to simplify you menu / use local produce / get the running of the place organised. Now show me your balls, show me you've got some balls and get hold of your balls and do it...
Restauranteur: Oh, good point Gordon, I'll get right on it.
LE FIN
