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JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 03:29:05 pm
Usain Bolt just busted the 200m record wide open with 19.30secs, beating Michael Johnson's (or as a woman in my office said, "Michael Jackson's") previous best.

And he won the race by a fucking mile. Seriously. at least a good half a second, about 5 metres.

And he actually looked like he was trying this time, and ran more than 80% of the distance!

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#1 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 03:35:53 pm
that guy is on a whole nother level. So guess once they workout how this 6'5 guy was trained well suddenly see the rest of the fields times drop off.

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#2 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 03:49:28 pm

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#3 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 03:50:00 pm
Certainly was a Thriller.

Awesome effort.

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#4 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 03:52:57 pm
Into a head wind...

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#5 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:00:53 pm
Has he been drug tested?   :alky:

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#6 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:07:28 pm
He will almost certainly have/will been/be tested.

I'd be gutted if it did turn out to be doping, but you've have gotta wonder if the jamacians have sussed some kinda new undetectable drug (like THG that the yanks used for years) what with their women runners also kicking ass, and obvisouly Bolt is running so fast it looks like everyone else is running backwards.

I notice BTW that the americans are doing fuck-all this time round.
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#7 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:12:18 pm
Yes, that is odd.  :whistle:

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#8 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:18:49 pm
I do wish though, for his sake more than anything, that he would push himself and run the whole race and see what times he can REALLY do.
Imagine if he got an injury next season and could never get back to that form??
I'd be gutted if I was him!

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#9 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:21:01 pm
I do hope it's not the case and we don't see another Ben Johnson scandal...

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#10 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:23:05 pm
Perhaps the physical exertion in the first portion of the race knackers him and he can't physically go full out for the full distance, and to an extent uses momentum to carry him through  :shrug:

Just a thought (and a crap one at that).

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#11 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:24:08 pm
my dad always said you could tell johnson was on roids cos of his bulging eyeballs. we need to be checking out bolt's eyeballs.


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#12 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:27:41 pm
Imagine if he got an injury next season and could never get back to that form??
I'd be gutted if I was him!

you're right. apparently he was injured most of 2004/5. 100m athletics meets ain't like going to the tor in june, where you know you're going to be there again in 2 days time.

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#13 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:28:26 pm
my dad always said you could tell johnson was on roids cos of his bulging eyeballs.

but didnt linford christie's eyeballs used to bulge out on stalks..........oh....ahhhhhh...i see.

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#14 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:32:35 pm
Not sure about bulging eyeballs - they look frickin red to me, or is it the glow from his shirt. He could be a good standin for the terminator movies...just paint him silver, add a cop outfit - there you go

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#15 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 04:38:15 pm
Interesting to see how the thread title has been interpreted by Google Ads  :P

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#16 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 08:29:00 pm
These drug cheats should just run a bit slower and let somebody else win. Then they wouldn't draw attention to themselves and get tested and caught.

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#17 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 08:40:10 pm
I do hope it's not the case and we don't see another Ben Johnson scandal...

Yeah some of his later poems were just awful.

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#18 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 20, 2008, 08:48:04 pm
These drug cheats should just run a bit slower and let somebody else win. Then they wouldn't draw attention to themselves and get tested and caught.
Ridiculous! That totally goes against the ethics of cheating.

Consider a more practical solution. Such a small investment, when you consider the prize.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2008, 09:00:22 pm by robertostallioni, Reason: Original made fuck all sense. »

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#19 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 21, 2008, 09:25:32 am
Into a head wind...

I don't get the idea of there being a head wind for anything 200m and over - surley it blew as a tail wind for part of the lap, as a head wind for part and as a side wind for a bit too? Am I missing summat or what  :shrug:

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#20 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 21, 2008, 09:28:26 am
Am I missing summat or what  :shrug:

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#21 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 21, 2008, 09:32:34 am

Most importantly, Usain is the greatest advert for McDonalds the world has ever seen....

'After getting out of bed at midday, he got his masseur to bring him some chicken nuggets for breakfast.
"Then I came straight to the track, and my massuers brought me some more nuggets," he said. "I just ate two though because my coach said I shouldn't eat so many nuggets." '
 
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#22 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 21, 2008, 01:46:50 pm
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I don't get the idea of there being a head wind for anything 200m and over - surley it blew as a tail wind for part of the lap, as a head wind for part and as a side wind for a bit too? Am I missing summat or what  :shrug:

If the there is a strong head wind down the final 100 straight, you have a little wind behind you(lessening as you start to run across it) for the first 50m of the 200metre race. And go into a little wind(increasing) on the next 50m until you are heading directly into the head wind on the home straight. The last 100 is straight into the wind.

Only distances in multiples of 400 metres have no sum wind effect. Although running in high wind will result in a slower time than no wind at all. And don't call me surley......

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#23 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 21, 2008, 05:42:21 pm
Consider a more practical solution. Such a small investment, when you consider the prize.


Danny's a genius!

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#24 Re: JESUS - FUCKING - WEPT
August 21, 2008, 10:39:06 pm
Bet he just said that he ate them for the sponsors.

 

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