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#100 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 01, 2008, 09:36:16 am
I'm sure theres something wrong about this but I can't quite put my finger on it.......



Humans hadn't evolved 30million* years ago when the boulders were being formed.  :P


*No idea if thats right, had a quick search to find a date, but couldn't find much on the geology straight off.

Did however find the following article which may interest andi_e and other geologists...

Coker, David A.; Torquato, Salvatore; Dunsmuir, John H (1996)Morphology and physical properties of Fontainebleau sandstone via a tomographic analysis Journal of Geophysical Research 101:17497-17506

Plenty of other articles out there on the structure of the sandstone too.  This was vaguely interesting too.

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#101 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 01, 2008, 09:38:42 am
from now on i'm going to be paranoind at cul de chien of the tide coming in.

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#102 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 01, 2008, 09:54:46 am
That picture could be made even better by using an animated wave effect on the water (not sure what those shite moving picture things are called - you know, typically a waterfall scene, shown on the back wall of indian takeaways).

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#103 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 01, 2008, 10:54:18 am

*No idea if thats right, had a quick search to find a date, but couldn't find much on the geology straight off.

Did however find the following article which may interest andi_e and other geologists...

Coker, David A.; Torquato, Salvatore; Dunsmuir, John H (1996)Morphology and physical properties of Fontainebleau sandstone via a tomographic analysis Journal of Geophysical Research 101:17497-17506

A classic  :) academics looking for somewhere to test their new analysis/bit of kit and I bet one of them was a climber.. I can see it now at the project/supervision meeting "erm whey dont we try it out at font...?"  ;D ;D
I'm sure there are lots of good science reasons, but most 'fieldwork' in the UK seems to be done remarkably close to a good cafe/pub  :)

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#104 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 01, 2008, 11:11:16 am
I'm sure there are lots of good science reasons, but most 'fieldwork' in the UK seems to be done remarkably close to a good cafe/pub  :)

Cafes and pubs are the cause of all major geological events - FACT.

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#105 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 07, 2008, 10:35:39 pm
I can't seem to embed it properly, something to do with Mick Ryan's empire?

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=99310

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#106 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 12, 2008, 04:46:24 am
I think stuff like this is fab;


home sweet home - I live in the bottom left of the piccie, one the (many) flats visible just above the hillside

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#107 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 18, 2008, 07:48:24 pm
Can't embed this. There's probably a reason for that  ;)

http://scovophoto.smugmug.com/gallery/3326989_Stwcj/1/396276072_HaJuX/Large

It's for sale if you're that mad/rich/blind*

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#108 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 19, 2008, 06:51:26 pm

delete as appropriate

If only I could.

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#110 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 20, 2008, 07:32:07 pm
Dunno quite what's going on here but I'll bet one of my lesser-used limbs that the sky didn't actually look like that.

Depends if you were viewing it through a Polariser (please ignore the bastardised American spelling of the page).

Which is your least used appendage?  :-\

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#111 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 20, 2008, 07:49:33 pm
Brain, I think. Hang on, no, that's most used but most useless.


My eyes don't have a Polariser that makes the sky look like that...

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#112 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 20, 2008, 07:51:38 pm
that sky can actually look like that to the bare eye at altitude.

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#113 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 21, 2008, 09:43:50 am
Wanaka.

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#114 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 21, 2008, 09:47:20 am
take that back!

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#115 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 25, 2008, 03:12:35 pm
hopefully it will die a death like B&W'ing photos but leaving the climber/their shirt in colour.

Amen to that. However the effect is created it looks wank.

It turns out that this effect can be done with video too. With similar aesthetic value.


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#117 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 26, 2008, 07:51:40 pm

omg, i agree that is a horror.

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#118 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 26, 2008, 10:49:18 pm
The Horror The Horror.

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#119 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 26, 2008, 10:52:51 pm
I dunno is it worse doing something that's just trying to create a new image or a bit of artwork, rather than doing something that's try to tinker with and "improve" an existing image.

I think that one is most guilty of being pointless and mediocre execution. An attempt at distortion art might not be shameful per se....


Anyway...

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#120 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 27, 2008, 08:31:31 am

It turns out that this effect can be done with video too. With similar aesthetic value.


Fuck, that brings back how painful those crimps are.

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#121 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 28, 2008, 10:00:34 am
The Guardian's had some British Landscape Photography comp...though there would appear to be a few entries for the UKBPHOS as well:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2008/oct/27/uk-photography-landscape-photographer?picture=339034150


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#122 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 28, 2008, 10:11:49 am
I guess my idea of what constitutes a landscape is outdated.

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#123 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 28, 2008, 10:32:14 am
The Guardian's had some British Landscape Photography comp...though there would appear to be a few entries for the UKBPHOS as well:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2008/oct/27/uk-photography-landscape-photographer?picture=339034150



What's going on here? KKK convention?


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#124 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
October 28, 2008, 10:39:08 am
Back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner.

now in HDR.

 

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