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What's wrong with you Brits?
February 09, 2008, 10:44:22 pm
Maybe you need more sunlight to boost your testosterone levels.
http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSSAT85284320080208

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#1 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 09, 2008, 10:47:19 pm

Yeah, but half of US men would swap sex for a burger :)

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#2 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 09, 2008, 10:48:35 pm
The assumption of course is that we're all getting sex to begin with.

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#3 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 09, 2008, 11:08:05 pm
But with what?   :-\


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#4 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 03:26:17 am
very static belayers

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#5 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 09:27:43 am
You guys must be so used to only getting the tip in . . .     :shag:

             
Great Britain offers her condolensces. 

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#6 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 11:35:10 am
most yanks would rather have sex with a burger

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#7 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 04:32:33 pm

The best looking girl in Britain? (because of half-way decent teeth?)



I am, by the way, just jerking your chain-- the country that produced John Cleese and Terry Gilliam will always have my undying respect and admiration.

But seriously, what's with this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=513362&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

« Last Edit: February 10, 2008, 04:51:16 pm by yankeepete »

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#8 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:09:22 pm
your boring me now

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#9 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:09:46 pm
That's my sister, you cunt!


Outside!  Now!

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#10 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:16:17 pm
 :off: but ...   :whistle:


Nice link actually




« Last Edit: February 10, 2008, 05:23:29 pm by Houdini, Reason: blah »

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#11 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:19:29 pm
alright, back to the Dead Fit Birds thread everyone. Concentrate on the important things in life

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#12 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:24:09 pm
But to answer your question as to why Britain would ever kow-tow to that gargantuan Nuclear behemoth w/ greater current spending power than the US that has been in a position to act w/ impunity for decades is anyones guess . . .   I'd wager it has something to do w/ Britain being a small and insignificant country that has not succesfully won it's own battles in an independent fashion for 3 centuries - I fear your Anglophilia is misplaced and somewhat outdated . . .

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#13 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:34:05 pm
Give yourself more credit than that. You won't find multipage threads about port on rockclimbing.com.

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#14 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 05:42:27 pm
That's because we have both history and indigenous culture, you smug immigrant  ;)


Which, thus far, is the feeling I get from your posts yankeepete (ie your smugness).  Which I guess is born from the fact that your country is historically the greatest spending and most devastating military force known to mankind (after the VietCong, naturally) and can and always has done whatever it wants to whomever it wants knowing that there's fuck all anyone can do about it.

You're a nation of spoilt arrogant bullies, Pete . . .   some people never did get the option to throw that much weight around.



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#15 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 06:05:43 pm
I think we, and by that I mean Americans, are slowly figuring out that "devastating" doesn't always produce good long term results.
And we have indigenous culture- didn't you see "Dances with Wolves?"

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#16 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 06:09:33 pm
Thank fuck (for them) you didn't manage to exterminate them all . . .   pesky lil' critters, huh?



Excuse me pete, but like most sensible Britishers - I put dinner before America, and it's serving time, dude.

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#17 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 06:13:03 pm
Where does this myth that all brits have bad teeth come from?  :-\

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#18 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 10:08:39 pm
I am, by the way, just jerking your chain-- the country that produced John Cleese and Terry Gilliam will always have my undying respect and admiration.

Terry Gilliam is american so i don't know if the above is some thinly veiled backhand compliment to yourself...?

All the link in the original post proves is that half of UK men are idiots. This is amazing news to me - I had no idea the figure was so low.

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#19 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 10, 2008, 10:27:18 pm
Are you referring to this picture?


Ah, well- at least we turned up on time for both wars......  Awaits "We saved the day" reply, bru ha ha ha etc

Ah, the nation must be so proud to be lead by men like this:





But why are we arguing, I thought the UK was the US's bitch friend?

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#20 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 11, 2008, 09:29:48 pm
Where does this myth that all brits have bad teeth come from?  :-\
american orthodontists. or should that be orthodontologists.
by the way pete. we give you a language, kindly use it.

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#21 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 12, 2008, 03:08:51 am

Can't wait for Obama to be our next president.  Until then I'll have to console myself with:


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#22 Re: What's wrong with you Brits?
February 12, 2008, 09:26:16 am
I'm boycotting the US if that loon-pot Clinton gets in the Oval Office.  Can't imagine anyone going down on her Lewinsky-style, mind . . .

 

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