[Nibile]

sent.
this afternoon, all alone, under grey skies.

[Houdini]

Sorry Nibz,

Enigma machine broken; my psychic is on holiday; and there are too many roofs on Planet Earth to hazard a close guess . . .     In Italy?

No wait!  You said grey skies (sound of cogs whirring) Eureka!!   You're in Wales!

[Nibile]

sorry houdini,
in my mind there was only one roof...
yes, italy. a long standing project, one line that i dreamt about climbing for years and years. today it just went. i have some nice footage, just the time to edit...

[Houdini]

Fear not!

I have found a recipe in the Maleus Malificarum and w/just a touch more mandrake and ah . . .  yes . . .   a badger's toe . . .   I shall have the power of third sight!

                                       (storms clouds brew moodily in the distance)

                                                     *        *        *

                          (a raven calls ominously before lightning strikes it out of the sky)


                                                      *        *        *

                                                     

[Monolith]

Awesome Lore, but one question - No 'yes yes fucking yes'? What gives warrior?

[Dr T]

if a nibile sends a problem alone in the woods.... does anyone hear his screams?

[GCW]

No, but you can hear one hand slapping.

Nice one Nibs, I eagerly await the video.

[Nibile]

if a nibile sends a problem alone in the woods.... does anyone hear his screams?

 

[Jaspersharpe]

  Brilliant.

[Scouse D]

Nice one nibs

[slackline]

Schmooove

[andy popp]

I think we all heard that. Brilliant!

[Stu Littlefair]

 

What a legend!

[Houdini]

Now that's magic!    [Must've been the Badger's toe . . . ]

[SA Chris]

Nice one Nibs. At least you don't show your emotions!!

[Fiend]

That's what I like about modern bouldering. The calmness, the restraint, the triumph of subtley over flamboyance.

Piss funny video, Mr T. Very errrr....colourful....outfit too.

[SA Chris]

And I hope you cleaned those donk lines afterwards?

[Dr T]

if a nibile sends a problem alone in the woods.... does anyone hear his screams?

 

if there's a video camera there then certainly - psyche.... 

[dave]

nice one nibs, that looks well brown.

(did that shirt you're wearing come in a tin with a brush?).

[GCW]

Wow.  Nice one Nibs.

[andy popp]

Meant to ask if it was a first ascent Nibs?

[Houdini]

I'd wager not.


I'd just like to say how much I like the new shorn Nibz:  he really suits a mohican.  But I'm a traditionalist:  long hair for ladies;  short hair for men.

[GCW]

But I'm a traditionalist:  long hair for ladies;  short hair pour homme.

I see, that's why you keep your hair short then?

[Houdini]

Absolutely 

[Nibile]

thankyou guys, i was a little bit ashamed about it but tried to post it anyway...

and...
yes, i brushed the tickmarks away, as every good climber should do, and...
yes, it was a first ascent, and...
YES YES FUCKING YES!!!