Quote from: DaveC on October 05, 2008, 10:09:54 pmThe girl on the checkout at our local supermarket yesterday was apparently named "Afrodity"! Oh dear.Was that really how it was spelt Dave? I can almost accept that someone would think to name their daughter after the Greek Goddess of Love but to fuck up the spelling that badly is just criminal in the extreme.
The girl on the checkout at our local supermarket yesterday was apparently named "Afrodity"! Oh dear.
That song is truly horrible.
Anyone wish to help me nail the fucker to cross?
Quote from: Danger on October 07, 2008, 09:43:33 amQuote from: Houdini on October 06, 2008, 12:56:06 pmQuote from: Danger on October 05, 2008, 09:14:00 pm-Jade GoodyI will personally oversee her execution. I'll video it.And send it to Al Jazeera?I think the general religeous guidelines under which Al Jazeera moderate the content of their broadcasts would prohibit any mention of the offensive Pig Faced Woman, let alone any actual video footage of her. Maybe just some scenes of the crowd celebrating?
Quote from: Houdini on October 06, 2008, 12:56:06 pmQuote from: Danger on October 05, 2008, 09:14:00 pm-Jade GoodyI will personally oversee her execution. I'll video it.And send it to Al Jazeera?
Quote from: Danger on October 05, 2008, 09:14:00 pm-Jade GoodyI will personally oversee her execution. I'll video it.
-Jade Goody
The broadcasting or publication of images of Jade "The Pig" Goody is specifically prohibeted in The Koran in Surah 2:216, where it says "Jade Goody also because she is a minger of the hoof but there is no cud. She is unclean for you. None of her flesh must you touch and her carcass you must not gaze upon. Even of her image you must not see. Of those who make her vile image appear to the unfortunate, all shall have their eyes burned and their ears filled with the whining noise of Peter Andre and there shall be a great gnashing of teeth".
Word.I think the Parental Advisory on the KR record should be changedExplicit High Shit Content
But I have no idea how to upload it. So just imagine how awesome it was. I am going to go back to licking windows.
While in the house Jade Goody got the news she was diagnosed with cancer. Aweful news really. For anyone. Even Jade Goody. But Jade Goody’s bad news turned into a tabloid marathon of Jade bullshit. Jade Goody made it seem as if she is and will ever be the only person to get the Big C. Wake up and smell the shit stained blankets Jade. You’re not special. You’re not the Chosen One. Cancer hits millions of people everywhere and those millions of people deal with it in dignity and not by talking crap and getting their sobbing faces into the newspaper day after day. If you wanted our sympathy you could have promoted cancer charities instead of yourself while enduring your disease. We wish death on no one, but we wish you, Jade Goody, a good old fashioned Donkey Punch. No such thing as bad publicity right? We hope this site pleases you.
my science teacherwhy?shes a twatend of
Quote from: SA Chris on October 07, 2008, 03:57:46 pmWord.I think the Parental Advisory on the KR record should be changedExplicit High Shit ContentI went to the effort of photoshopping MS Painting the Kid Rock CD cover so it read Kid cock, Rock and Roll Cunt, Parental Advisery Shit Content. It was fucking brilliant. But I have no idea how to upload it. So just imagine how awesome it was. I am going to go back to licking windows.
Is it because she insits on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?
Quote from: lagerstarfish on October 07, 2008, 10:49:25 pmIs it because she insits on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?Oh, the irony.