I beat you to it biatch:http://ukbouldering.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=256&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=hawking"got a .40 in my left hand, dick in my right..."
Oh fuck, this could be the start of a Sheffield / Preston turf war :D
Theres one of him and about ten of us, all that sinew and tendon must have him quaking in his boots.