[SA Chris]

I don't punter people wot amuses me.

[andy_e]

GCW, you are an arsebandit in extremis. You get your shitty little cuntwipe excuse for a body off the computer and say those things to my face otherwise your balls will have to be renamed "GCWNadrons" to fit in with the Baryons and Mesons...

[dave]

You're all just nob-cheeses.

[GCW]

You're all just nob-cheeses.

That's rich coming from a total prat.

Interesting how we have deteriorated into insults, rather than swearing.
I often use pish-flaps as an exasperated phrase when something goes wrong.  Nowt wrong with it.

[andy_e]

Interesting how we have deteriorated into insults, rather than swearing.

Fine then Count Cunty McCuntson of the Cunt estate...

[Houdini]

Idle Ooze!  It's POLE smoking sperm belcher!  How could you...?

Really loving the Andi-wee\GCW thing, by the way. 


Retard is absolutely kosher, don't be afraid to abuse it.  Scoper?  Hmmm...  Outre, obscure.  Full marks!


Bummers!

[andy_e]

As for you, Hou-teeniecock, you couldn't escape out of a field let alone a box!

Bring it on, bitch, I can match your insults...

[Houdini]

Hows about I match knee-bars in your box?

[andy_e]

Nah, you're just jealous that my box is bigger than yours...

[GCW]

Nah, you're just jealous that my box is bigger than yours...

No point in having a big box when it doesn't work.

Bubba- how come you didn't censor w*g etc earlier.  I reckon w*g is at least as bad as n****r.

Wankers, the lot of you _{especially Andi-Pandy Cider drinking fanny}

[Bubba]

Bubba- how come you didn't censor w*g etc earlier.  I reckon w*g is at least as bad as n****r.

Because i didn't see it...but i'll sort it now.

[GCW]

Cheers, I thought you were being inconsistent.   

Flange.

Edit:  Just noticed you think spik and Brummy are OK.   

[Bubba]

Can't really argue about brummy, but yeah "spik" is pretty offensive.

Anyway, I think we all know what not to say so let's just leave it at that

I had to perma-ban somebody on ukcaving the other day for coming out with some seriously offensive bigotted nonsense - first ban on that board

[GCW]

Anyway, I think we all know what not to say so let's just leave it at that

Very sensible.

I had to perma-ban somebody on ukcaving the other day for coming out with some seriously offensive bigotted nonsense - first ban on that board

That James dude?  I didn't see what he said but the reaction says it all.  Well done!!

[Bubba]

Yeah, it was "James" - i dunno whether he was pissed and trying to get a reaction or something but what he said was just totally not funny. You a caver then?

[GCW]

Used to dabble so I still look to see what's going on.  Don't have time to train/ boulder, never mind cave.  Besides, there's not that much in Lancs 

[Jim]

"cunt wanker" was used a few times on saturday up at apparent north

[GCW]

I find it interesting that if you use Andi's full name (Andi "Wrath Asks Them" E- don't ask, it's a mor[m]on thing apparantly) it's an anagram of Shit-head Wankmaster.  Strange but true.   

[andy_e]

I won't tell anyone that GCW actually stands for Gay Cock Wiper...


any of you arsemunchers having as much fun as I am?

[GCW]

any of you arsemunchers having as much fun as I am?

You always enjoy munching arses though, Andi, so I'm told.

It seems we have concluded cunt/ fuck/ shit/ twat/ wanker/ prick/ arse/ etc ain't that offensive nowadays.  We need a new swear word for the future.  One with more edge.

Houdini- thanks for an amusing thread, you motherfucking sput.

[andy_e]

You sir are a div.

[GCW]

You sir are a div.

You Stu are a Dunt.

[andy_e]

Oh no! You called me a student! That's highly offensive, seeing as how I am a student! Bubba, could you ban him please?


I always chuckle when I see this thread.

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,65.0.html

[SA Chris]

You two should take your comedy double act to the Fringe Festival.

[andy_e]

Do people pay to see people abuse each other?


Oh, boxing I suppose...