Forgive the non-climbing diversion but it's great to know that Britains' psychotic killers get the tools of their trade.
Thank God for
www.fredwestgardeningcrafts.co.uk An absolutely fabulous resource brimming with Weapons of Death, poison, acids (and other erosive chemicals, including a new addition to their infamous Flesh Eating Enzymes catalogue,
Flesherase!TM).
Products include the unforgettable
Sutcliffe ball-pein in classic hickory 16oz*
@ a tasty 8 quid it'd be rude not too.
*
(What else?- Jimmy "The Hammer" Singh. Notorious for bringing hammer death into modern age with his savage roundhousin' twin hammer and shoe-knife attacks in Bombay during the late 80's and author of Mace, In Ya Face CUNT! a terrifying glimspe of life under the hammer.)(Currently in development by Peter ("Wouldn't see me dead with a claw") himself are the new
Ripper signature series! Features will include a solid and engraved vanadium clasic ball-pein weighing in at a hefty record 22oz! That's just the head alone, baby. And a 10" drilled tungsten shaft with our patent Hold-it-Tight grip. They're not releasing photos yet but rest assured, it'll knock 'em dead!
And let's not forget the man with his wicked range of turf products, as ever, proving he knows a thing or two about fertilizer, Mr. Fred West himself -
I don't fuck around when it comes t' me lawn.
(Andy you git you got a hammer thing going while I was typing! Phoo-ey!)