However, I will be appealing on a small but fair technicality. I just hope it works because otherwise I'm going to have to shell out to the bastards.
Don't go there: Five places to avoid1. LondonAll year round, it is the European capital with the worst cuisine, worst traffic, highest prices and most unwelcoming natives, as well as being burdened with a service industry that has only the most tenuous connection with the concept of service or, indeed, industry. Don't go there. If you hanker after the London experience, sit in a bathful of your own sweat in a room full of exhaust fumes and pale sneering people in shorts, and burn twenties with a lighter.
Where is it all going?