[Bubba]

Bloke walks up to Millstone Edge, puts down his pad and jumps straight onto Edge Lane...he falls off at 10ft, hits the floor and starts spurting out "bollo*ks, cu*t, fuckin' bastad motho-fockin' bitch wankstain!!!!!".

With no delay he moves over to Master's Edge and jumps on, again failing after a few moves, falling on his ass. He leaps up and it's "FUUUUCK!!! Bolloc*s, soapy-titwank fuggin' cuntin' bitchass shiteater!!!!"

Two lads nearby are a bit fed up with this; one says to his mate "what's his problem, why doesn't he just shut it?"

His mate says to him "He can't, he's got two-aretes syndrome....."

[Bubba]

(get's coat and heads for the door)

[dave]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Du-dum tshhh

[fatboySlimfast]

Some of you young uns might not get this.................


I hear Ron fawcetts opening a pub...















its called the 'come on arms'!!!
I thank you
To all those that dont know this is what rons utters on the headwall of lord of the flies when being filmed for the classically seventies tv docu Rock Athlete, where mysteriously half way up his hair grows about an inch or two...continuity (rather like mark katz on mr Fantastic, stick it, who changes make of rock boot half way through the traverse1)

[dave]

I hear Ron fawcetts starting a campaign to tackle the taboo issue of having a rubbish aim when ejaculating...












its called the 'come on arms'!!!