[Monolith]

V for Vaginal discharge aye. Which, incidentally is a cracking eliminate on the back wall.

[GaryB]

^^ erm...ok.

Seriously though?

[Monolith]

I saw the main man responsible for  the Breck tidy up last night and it's worth plugging his efforts to locals who didn't know that significant work has been done on sorting the place out. I'm aware that the NW guide is in sight which I'm told will  contain the full and revised lowdown on the Breck.

[GCW]

Is the NW guide back on then?  I thought it was dead.  Forever and ever.

[BenF]

Different one.  The one Mono refers to is the impending BMC Cheshire and Merseyside guide.

[GCW]

That ain't quite NW!!  I assume this will have an in depth guide for Pex?  When is it due out?

[Monolith]

It's NW in my mind if it makes North West Tonight of which both areas do. Pex will of course be making the cut.

[Will Hunt]

You've obviously all missed the finest of the finest in terms of not-quite-Merseyside-but-Cheshire esoterica. Kelsall Crag (or Adulterers Rock as it is more commonly known) has one existing route. Katherine's Crack goes at about HS XS. Climb the hanging crack via a small protruding layer (now snapped but still in evidence). Use a good undercut, a very weak sapling and a whole lotta clawing at grass to top out through the final overlap.






Katherine stood beneath Katherine's Crack

[BenF]

How could we have missed that?   

[DrStatham]

Well, I suppose being down there, it could go in if the stuff in Chester's going in (and Beeston Castle if the access wasn't troublesome).

It begs a question though. What goes and what stays?

[Will Hunt]

Tounge was firmly in the cheek there. The crag and route are pretty shite.

[BenF]

Well, I suppose being down there, it could go in if the stuff in Chester's going in (and Beeston Castle if the access wasn't troublesome).

It begs a question though. What goes and what stays?

Don't think it really merits going in, not on the look of the photo anyway.  As for what goes in and what doesn't... 

[DrStatham]

It's better than some of the stuff I've been spuffing about recently!!!!!!!! 

And if there's nothing else in the area? 

You never know, some car-less teeny-bopper might enjoy developing it (I've climbed on worse)

In light of this, you might want to re-interpret those comments I've been making then! ahem 

[BenF]

It's better than some of the stuff I've been spuffing about recently!!!!!!!! 

It had better not be, I'm well keen to try these new venues after what you said the other day.  However, I'm becoming worried...

[DrStatham]

 

Don't worry, some of it's pretty good, some of it could be pretty good, and some of it's effing excellent (but terrifying- have just spent over £100 on a bouldering mat! Me, of all people!!!!!) 

[BenF]

You can't use it Gogarth you know?  Well, not effectively anyway.

We'll get out to these crags then, once they dry out.  Let me know.

[andy_e]

Tounge was firmly in the cheek there. The crag and route are pretty shite.

And girl, too, if I am lead to believe correctly...

[Jaspersharpe]

Harsh.

[andy_e]

Harsh.

I meant in terms of her personality.

[Jaspersharpe]

Still harsh but not quite as funny. 

[Will Hunt]

Harsh.

I meant in terms of her personality.

Less of it! We've reconciled! 

[andy_e]

Really? Awww.... 

[Will Hunt]

Nah. Just speaking again. She was going out with a lad (until he started making her take Christianity classes  )
He tried to shag her once put had to stop halfway through because "he felt guilty"   

 Sounds like a

We shall discuss this when our paths cross next lest this thread become a chat room.

[andy_e]

Indeed, however, knows you anything about the young maiden Samuel tried to woo recently by preparing a feast for her? Jenny or something?

[GaryB]

Has anyone been to the Breck recently? Any ideas of the up-to-date condition of the place? My folks have just recently moved to the Wallasey Village so I'll be able to make some frequent visits if its worth it?