[Bubba]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_757940.html

[dave]

The ostriches will never admit to it though, they'll just continue to bury their heads in the sand. :wink:

[Bubba]

boom boom!!!

Has anyone ever seen that scary clip where this bloke is taking a piss in a field and nearly gets raped by a donkey - sort of funny but what worried me is I've never seen the end of the clip.....

[dave]

I belive i got that round on the email when i was at uni. I recon its from a German film, typically what happens is the man's girlfriend walks in on them with her best mate, initially feigns looking shocked, but then joins in. best mate inevitabley produces a strap-on from somewhere. Donkey constantly going "ohh yeah, ohh yeah", gives the wise a pearl necklace yada yada yada the rest is history.

[Bubba]

I think I saw it on Kirsty's Home Videos or something like that....

FatboySlimfast once produced a copy of "Animal Farm" from his VCR - yes, the one that was next to the bed.... still, this is probably not his fault, and is merely the result of growing up in Hereford, where everyone's got a set of big wellies, duct tape and a pot of engine grease for a spot of recreational down the farmyard.

[dave]

Anyone seen the one where the elephant walks backwards onto some cleaning-guy's head, straight up the gary-glitter? hilarious, i think it was on fugly.com or something.

[Bubba]

Yeah, that cracked me up  :D

One second you'd be there scrubbing the floor, then next you'd be in a world of poo and darkness. He should have got an arm in there and tickled old jumbo's prostrate.

On balance that would be a poor idea as you'd probably drown in a pool of jumbo jizz.

[dobbin]

call me an old cynic but I dismissed those as urban myth...

[Bubba]

They're for real - I've seen 'em!  Unless the bloke poured a load of oats down his pants to get the donkey after him or summat. That still doesn't explain the raging boner the donkey had though!

Anyway Dobbin, your profile says you like donkey pr0n, you dirty old hoss!

[dave]

call me an old cynic......

Do you know the number of one?


Incidentally did you hear the one about 2 drums and a cymbal falling off a cliff?

[dobbin]

Anyway Dobbin, your profile says you like donkey pr0n, you dirty old hoss!

Neigh! winny! This old nag's gotta reproduce somehow!

Check this p0rn-a-like

[Bubba]

I daren't scroll that picture down any more than half way at work!

[dobbin]

I wouldn't anyway - even not at work! rank!