You don't want to know how far I'd go for an 8a tick.
It sounds less painful than those two fools eating 6 plates of Chillis, ranging from normal Kebab Pickles, through Scotch Bonnett to Thai Birds Eye, on ITV just for a grand or two for their team kitty. I'd have said fuck off, we'll let that one go to charity. One guy didn't puke up afterwards. I mean you'd much rather have a little bit on the back of the hand than 6 plates back out of the shitter wouldn't you?