What not to wear (Read 25270 times)

dave · December 08, 2004, 01:52:51 pm

no you're the guy on the left - bad luck.

bvb · December 08, 2004, 01:56:02 pm

"Thanks for that, very amusing. Also a good one calling us nameless, mr bvb."

you welcome. happy to amuse.

bvb = bob van belle. common knowledge on this side of the pond.

sukit.

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bvb · December 08, 2004, 01:58:08 pm

Quote from: "dave"

no you're the guy on the left - bad luck.

sorry, i'm 6'2" with good teeth, straight hair and a 9" cock. you're suffering from identity confusion.

Bonjoy · December 08, 2004, 02:04:21 pm

What is it you yanks say now? Oh that's it....
STFU n00b

dave · December 08, 2004, 02:14:48 pm

Quote from: "bvb"

..... and a 9" cock.

thats poultry.

perhaps an avatar in the making?

bvb · December 08, 2004, 02:47:43 pm

Quote from: "Bonjoy"

What is it you yanks say now? Oh that's it....
STFU n00b

ahhhhhh.......i can feel the luv.

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jules · December 08, 2004, 04:56:33 pm

bunch of brittard chuffer fashion dorks.... so sad...

SA Chris · December 08, 2004, 05:27:19 pm

Ah, the sidekick. Must be Cannon and Ball then.

jules · December 08, 2004, 05:32:42 pm

me? the sidekick? fuck that, he's the token creepy old dude and i'm the token irritating little girl. i can't be his sidekick, it just doesn't work that way.

but this thread is seriously lame, guys. i'm impressed.

[marq=left] I love UKB and I love all you Brits too, as a lowly Yankard I beseach myself before your greater power and wisdom, amen. [/marq]

Fiend · December 08, 2004, 05:48:35 pm

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but this thread is seriously lame, guys. i'm impressed.

Right. Well perhaps this thread would be more appropriate since there's some raw nerves being twanged. Although I suspect the end result will be more like this thread =).

Bonjoy · December 08, 2004, 05:51:39 pm

:wink:

jules · December 08, 2004, 06:40:32 pm

Please, if you're going to edit my posts, run your spellchecker first! Isn't this supposed to be your language?

Bubba · December 08, 2004, 08:05:54 pm

You Merkins are just so angry - relaaax merkin brotherz

dave · December 08, 2004, 09:51:56 pm

Quote from: "jules"

Please, if you're going to edit my posts, run your spellchecker first! Isn't this supposed to be your language?

take the fifth.

dominantdefiler · December 08, 2004, 10:11:33 pm

...I'm still trying to develop a name for scum-sucking brits.

underground · December 08, 2004, 11:21:08 pm

Quote from: "dominantdefiler"

...I'm still trying to develop a name for scum-sucking brits.

No neeeeeed! It would appear that the 'en vogue' (that's French luv :wink: ) 'name' for these 'scum-sucking' brits, is chavs

Just need a name for the rest of 'brits' now, innit, fuckpig :?:

bvb · December 09, 2004, 12:08:15 am

Quote from: "dominantdefiler"

...I'm still trying to develop a name for scum-sucking brits.

i've always been partial to "limeys" myself.

back to the topic at hand: my swank sense of style goes all the way back to day one:

although i have been known to take a fashion risk on occasion:

you britTARD lemmings can continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. it's a free country -- or so i've heard.

meanwhile, i'll continue to bust moves in my stylee threads, on rock you chosstossers can only dream about:

sukit. how's winter?

Blunk · December 09, 2004, 12:18:46 am

So much for the days of UKB being a nice place to visit, devoid of idiots. Can't you stupid fuckers stay on your own sites?

jules · December 09, 2004, 12:24:18 am

No.
No, we can't.

bvb · December 09, 2004, 12:27:52 am

Quote from: "Blunk"

So much for the days of UKB being a nice place to visit, devoid of idiots. Can't you stupid fuckers stay on your own sites?

no, we can't. in a bad mood today, scott?

in any case, refer to page 5 of this thread, wherin i was mocked -- mocked, i say -- for my style of dress. by the same guys who used to show up in the valley in the 70's wearing euro short shorts, for godsakes.

and if you missed the self deprication that is self-evident in photo #2 of the above post...well...go cheer yourself up with some sheep jokes.

account_inactive · December 09, 2004, 12:48:52 am

Thanks BVB for that wonderful introduction. I think there was a photo of you sending so highball badass V100000000 on the cover of the latest Urban Muncher Magazine................oh wait a minute I'm thinking of someone else.
You are the guy with such bad dress sense that you ended up on a UKB thread. Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud.

My name is on the side of this post. Just in case you were wondering what those squiggly shaped things were.

Please do not post anymore pictures of your low-ball pocketed limestone. I enjoy the pics on B.com but yours are, how you say, an aquired taste. Like cat food.

If you are looking to infect a uk site please try to topple www.ukclimbing.com . I think that they would appreciate you sense of humour and of course you dress sense/facial hair/ability to self promote choss rock.

bvb · December 09, 2004, 02:26:31 am

and thank you, dylan, for your warm welcome. after all, it is the thorough pimping you dished upon my sense of style that lured me here to this fine forum in the first place. and dragging my parents into this is, of course, a wonderful leading indicator as to your class and sense of decorum. you rock, dude.

as for "urban muncher magazine" (must admit, never heard of it), you must have me mixed up with someone else...my last appearance on the cover of a mag was "climbing" back in '92 or '93...thanks for the plug, though.

glad you like the photos of "lowball" limestone. i'll be sure to post many more, for your viewing pleasure.

you've tried cat food? how is it, anyway? is it any good mixed with top ramen? and are your circumstances really that desperate? good god man, we're your freinds. give us a tip and we'll organize a food drive for you.

ah yes, one more thing...not looking to "infect" any sites...just good fun and good new friends, such as yourself. why toddle off to ukclimbing, when we've already broken the ice here, eh?

well dylan whose name appears on the side of this post, ta, for now. i'll leave you with another my photos of lowball choss which you clearly crave so very much.

yours,

bvb

p.s. a bran muffin chased with a little metamucil may help you out with that little problem of yours.

SA Chris · December 09, 2004, 08:09:57 am

The Ego had landed!

Quote from: "bvb"

bvb = bob van belle. common knowledge on this side of the pond.

But this side of the pond, sadly, still nameless.

Are we supposed to quake and drop to our knees at the mention of your name.

Sorry to disappoint.

Your taste in music is ok though.

Obi-Wan is lost... · December 09, 2004, 10:38:25 am

bvbe = bob van belle end?

bvb · December 09, 2004, 03:35:39 pm

Quote from: "SA Chris"

The Ego had landed!

Quote from: "bvb"

bvb = bob van belle. common knowledge on this side of the pond.

But this side of the pond, sadly, still nameless.

no, no, no, not irl, on the internet, man! in the flesh i'm a blubbery old coot who sips whisky in an overstuffed chair while fondling my signed-by-bonnington first edition copy of "everest: the ultimate challenge"

however, feel free to tremble if you wish. i'll pretend it's me and not the damp cold that's causing it.