[SA Chris]

And why do so many skiers wear them?

Because so many skiers are cocks?

[Jim]

Obviously someone doesn't ski then.......
Ageed about the hats - they lick balls

[webbo]

cos the missus buy's one for the kid and think's it will be a good way to make hubby look a twat.


thank fuck i managed to lose it.women eh.

[Simon S]

Lycra shorts-just wrong!

[clm]

Theres that font local thing.  rock boots, not shoes, basket ball socks, tiny running shorts and vest or tshirt tucked in.  topped by a sweat band and a curly big ron boff.  i have an old guide filkled with these boys, wishi could upload some.

and what about rohan pants!!

[a dense loner]

shades at the crag in the middle of winter

[tommytwotone]

Any shite t-shirt with "no fear" / "I climb to get high" / insert other cheesy strapline here.

i might be wrong, but doesn't a certain Mr Moon wear a fetching no fear hat in one summer (or was it real thing??)???

come to think of it, if i remember rightly it's the tip of the sartorial iceberg seeing as it tops off:

ninjas
tights
flava wifebeater/t shirt combo

actually on climbing vid fashion, jezzle's jumper in the 'Karma' sequence in real thing?

and Kurt Albert's home made skin tight denim shorts?

[SA Chris]

Obviously someone doesn't ski then.......
Ageed about the hats - they lick balls

Actually I do, fairly well, evn though i say so myself.

Just because I ski, doesn't mean I can't think a lot of skiers are cocks.

[Jim]

that was actually in response to Dave's comment but you posted up before me. Also agreed that there are a lot of cocks skiing (and boarding) but not all of them (as Dave implies)

[a dense loner]

when you say skiing and cocks are you thinking the same as me?

[Johnny Brown]

Shouldn't you be at work?

[Jim]

no Dense

[SA Chris]

that was actually in response to Dave's comment but you posted up before me. Also agreed that there are a lot of cocks skiing (and boarding) but not all of them (as Dave implies)

Ok, I understand now (possibly)

or will (eventually)

[webbo]

and what about rohan pants!!

i don't know about rohan pants but these days they do a really nice suit and rain coat.nearlly bought one but they seemed to be designed for the larger gentleman.[large as in fucking huge]
i reckon you'd cut a bit of dash bouldering in a suit.mind they used to climb in that get up when it all first started.

[dave]

a mate of ours used to climb in these rohan trousers., problem cam at the end of the day when trying to work out which one of the 64 zipped pockets he'd put the carkeys in.

[dobbin]

I remember there were two models of Ron Hill, the trackster and the 'flash' trackster, which had an attractive vertical stripe down the side off the leg which got wider at the top - so as to increase the illusion of having grotesquely fat legs (I think Ru wears these in the hope that they might make him feel he has legs at all).

What not to wear? that fcuking chav hat of mine, thats what not to wear.

[Bonjoy]

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/i/9729.jpg

[cofe]

been reading this and realised i always look good when i'm out bouldering even if i don't look good when i'm out bouldering.

[dobbin]

that image doesn't work.

[Fiend]

Copy and paste it into your browser.

My main climbing partner for two years BTW. Didn't see him "spuds-oot" very often tho.

[webbo]

been reading this and realised i always look good when i'm out bouldering even if i don't look good when i'm out bouldering.

what even when your doing your john mcenroe impression on the huge slab lip traverse. :wink:

[cofe]

thats hurt deep man. you're only jealous...

[webbo]

i've got a head band like that.i got it free at a race.

i use it to tie up my camping mat.

[cofe]

i have many headbands like that. i wear them (successfully) in an effort to look cool... :wink:

[webbo]

do you lend them to your climbing partner's to wear over their eye's.