I need a bloody car. I am sick of having to hitch out of ambleside to that langdales. However I can't afford a bloody car due to my annoying attribute of being a student and I'm sick of having to bribe my housemate who is extremely undermotivated (if that is indeed a word) into giving me lifts out to saint bees.
I think the answer is a sawn of shotgun a ski mask and some spare number plates i can change when i get round the corner after jacking the car. however the news reoprt would look a tad silly.
Today in the lake district mrs haversham, a 93 year old retired flourist had to go through the traumatic experience of having her car abducted. The assailant was described as short, covered in flour stains and carrying a huge suitcase on his back.
