[dobbin]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=14691661&method=full&siteid=89488&headline=fiery-lust-of-stinky-sex-sicko-name_page.html

" Matters came to a head this month, when items were stolen and the imprint of buttocks appeared in manure, surrounded by tissues. "

[dave]

Another time, the weirdo, who owned 360 pairs of girls' knickers and slept in women's pyjamas, rolled around in manure while attempting to set fire to a tractor.

how does that work? he'd have to have a very steady hand, but you'd have though the rolling would put the match out? also if he was rolling i doubt he'd be able to reach anything other than the tyres on the tractor.

[dobbin]

I think the only way this can happen is if he had prepared an aerosol with a taper strapped to it, that way he could effectively flamethrow the tractor whilst wriggling on the floor in delight. Probably...

[dave]

maybe - he'd still have to be pretty accurate though. Funny how the papers gloss over these crucial details.

[fatboySlimfast]

I like the fact that he cared for his own personal hygiene and the area around him by using tissues to ahem.... mop up......whilst wanking in a massive pile shit