[insomniaa]

Hi, for those tech nerds there is a new gadget engineered specially for climbers! It is called the whipper and it is currently under crowfunding in indiegogo where they have managed to reach their goal in just one day!

There is a new price where you can get one for 69$ plus 10$ for shipping and it should be ready by november 2016!!

#takethewhipper

https://igg.me/at/whipper/x/13971326

Cheers!

[SA Chris]

Jesus wept. So do I.

[slackline]

A fool and his money....

[danm]

This has given me an idea for a new app and device called "The Pisser".

Incorporating advanced noise-activated technology, it will start recording once you scream "I'm really gonna take this pisser!"

Using an in-built accelerometer, the length and duration of your pisser will be recorded and cross referenced with the reading from the custom gas-chromatagraph which samples any  rectal  emissions during the pisser. Dividing the two figures gives a hero rating which can be displayed to all your followers using the The Pisser App.

Anyone interested in bunging me a hundred quid to get development off the ground?

[Grubes]

 

oh wait that is serious 
All the best with you great and original invention. 

[dave]

Looks like a bag of shite but could be handy if it can relay realtime performance data from Shark's Oak redpoints to the collective UKB hive for analysis.

[csl]

Looks like a bag of shite but could be handy if it can relay realtime performance data from Shark's Oak redpoints to the collective UKB hive for analysis.

Can someone set up a webcam at the Cove for this purpose?

[Fultonius]

Looks like a bag of shite but could be handy if it can relay realtime performance data from Shark's Oak redpoints to the collective UKB hive for analysis.

Would we all have to chip in to upgrade the server??

[Falling Down]

One for @internetofshit on Twitter

[Nibile]

The only whipper I'm interested in, involves very pale skin, red lipstick, long legs and lots of latex.

[tomtom]

This has given me an idea for a new app and device called "The Pisser".

This could be useful to give you a breakdown on your performance on the non pissing in the toilet Dave Mac diet...