[dave]

i'm only planning to use it like when skins been beaten to a pulp and gone soft and thin like on a roadtrip, font etc. I have got splittable skin, but i'd be a fool not to try it given the chance and it costs fuckall.. im not like going to be using it every week or soemthing crazy, or maybe just use a very small amount or something. however if it does last as long as everyone says and i only use it sporadically then i might well have some going spare huffy, but i'll se how it goes first.

[Simon S]

Three cheers for Mark!!!

[a dense loner]

you guys do realise you're only 2 years behind the times. wait till i spill the beans about the mixture of anti-hydral cream, hoofmaker n ky gel

[webbo]

what do you mean 2 years behind the times.i've still got a pair of boreal lazers [ red and black ones]and apair of stone monkey 3 quarter leggings.

[dave]

are you dave thomas? :wink:  

[dobbin]

He can't be, if he was he'd have said that he pulls his pants up to his nips too????  :wink:

By the way:

i'm only planning to use it like when skins been beaten to a pulp and gone soft and thin like on a roadtrip, font etc.

Obviously if you have already knackered your skin and have splits then it should be avoided! I think you are better using it before you do the damage as it toughens the skin against splitting and makes it take longer to go through.

[mark]

Prepare to feel dehydrated, the anti-sweat spooge has arrived! We escaped import duty so let's call it £3.60 per tube, as I calculated before. I'll PM everyone with my details so you can arrange to collect it or have it sent to you. Hope you can all get it quickly before the combined action of two kilogrammes of the stuff sucks the moisture out of my defenceless body!

[Bubba]

Ooooh, I feel dessicated already  :D

Cheers for sorting it out Mark.


PS This shit *really* dries your skin out so start off with a small amount every few days, and see how it goes.

[Tim Heaton]

How much does each tube weigh so I can calculate how many stamps I need to lick for the postage to Oxford?

[mark]

How much does each tube weigh so I can calculate how many stamps I need to lick for the postage to Oxford?

78g for the tude, another 6g if you want the cardboard box covered in German warnings: "Achtung! Deise ointmentungen ist ein bischen gecheaten fur gritstonen!"

[Jim]

recieved mine and dense's supply just now. I'm like at kid at christmas.
She's not best pleased tho

[Bubba]

You calling Dense a girl?

[dobbin]

Bit of a case study for you:

Person B has a recurring campus board injury on the crease at the top of a finger on his left hand, the injury heals and becomes a tougher bit of skin, moves up the finger as the skin grows down. Person B goes to the County and applies the magic Antihydral cream - Person B is drunk and is not particularly careful, cream allowed to cover the scarred bit.

Without proper post-climbing trip hand care (any sort of moisturisation /climb-on/whatever) your tips will go proper dry, by the wednesday the week after, Person B had a deep painful split clean through the skin and down to flesh, right where the lines in the finger print go. nice.

So - make sure you keep em moisturised and avoid any wounds - even old ones.  Or buy a load of super glue and grit your teeth.

Bugger.

[Bubba]

It seems to take a couple of days to reach maximum dryness too, so if it's not worked as you expected the morning after, maybe think twice before whacking a load more on.

Luckily, I never pull on small enough holds for splits these days.

[webbo]

got mine cheers mark. :D whats the consensus on when to use it. i'm planning to climb tonight,friday and monday.

i looked up methenamin in the bnf and i can only see it as being an ingrediant in tablets for urine infections. :shock:

[webbo]

just sat for 30mins with it on.i've now realised i never sit and do nothing.how the hell do you keep it on for longer.

[Bubba]

I just rub a bit in until it's mostly been absorbed, then go about my normal business, taking care to avoid having a wank for a while.

[webbo]

half an hour with out a wank that would a male record. :wink:

[simone]

i put it on shortly before going to bed, as once it is dry, it can just work its magic over the night. just be careful where you put your hands tho :shock:

[a dense loner]

You calling Dense a girl?

you could try n pass me off as a russian :wink:

[Bubba]

Are you looking for an honest and hard-working husband?

[a dense loner]

as long as i'm not expected to do any of it, i'm game

[mark]

Bubba, Bonjoy, LJ and simone still to collect the magic cream. Any of you care to arrange to meet tomorrow? Forecast looks good - windy and not terribly hot - so I'm planning a session somewhere on grit. Make me an offer and maybe we can conduct some shady deal.

[Bubba]

I've got a lot to do tomorrow but will give you a ring if I can make it - you still on the same mobile number?

[Jon_e]

I got some of that Horse hoof stuff yesterday so im gonna give that i try and report back, the stuff stinks like dried grass and oil so i hope its worth it as it makes me wanna hurl every time i use it!