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Can I have a uniform and an official role?

legitimate sequence enforcement division

includes delivering the "heel watch" campaign

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Can I have a uniform and an official role?

legitimate sequence enforcement division

includes delivering the "heel watch" campaign
:dance1:
Lots of problems will have to be properly reclimbed.

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Knee scuffs?

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Ha ha!

And policing "Is that a mat or a sofa you're starting from?"

As for Malcolm, should we all just admit it now, that we made it all up, and that he is in fact more myth than legend? Could we cope with that?

Who's silly idea was it to make a film about him. We'd all love him to have existed, but there's probably a reason why there's no footage - other than the fact he was strong, he never had to resort to "footage" of course.

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Can I have a uniform and an official role?

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Lots of problems will have to be properly reclimbed.

Yes! Without feet!

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you can call your most frightening storm troops the "FF" (foot free) if you like, Nibs

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you can call your most frightening storm troops the "FF" (foot free) if you like, Nibs
Maybe also Foot Free Squad? The acronym looks nice!  ;)

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Hi folks.

In case of any offence caused by my earlier post, I was unaware of the history of Hugo Boss.

I tried googling "Paul Smith uniform", but all it came up with were stripey socks  ;)

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Hi folks.

In case of any offence caused by my earlier post, I was unaware of the history of Hugo Boss.

I tried googling "Paul Smith uniform", but all it came up with were stripey socks  ;)
I  prefer the spotty ones, in fact I am wearing a pair now.

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Theres a role for Barrows there - something to do with knees...

Can we also have mandatory stumpings for any 'tall persons problem' comments?

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Can we also have mandatory stumpings for any 'tall persons problem' comments?
Can that be balanced with mandatory stumpings for anyone using a lanky sequence to bypass the hard moves  :boxing:

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm's Myth"!

You forgot the apostrophe.

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No I didn. It's a little play on words too  ;)

Mmm, think I prefer without the S.

I once saw Malc do Malc's One Armer with Ben and Jerry hanging from his feet. The photos were rubbish tho.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 05:31:37 pm by DAVETHOMAS90 »

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!




This is for davey t - there is no myth.
Too many doubters around here, similar to Gaskin's doubters.
Monk Life he made look like a walk in the park 8b+?
Also his strength tips are like beastmaker "ned's" tips.
The guy was a prophet regarding training.

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No doubter here either, although I hear Ben andJerry were unclothed on Malc's One Armer etc.

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!




This is for davey t - there is no myth.
Too many doubters around here, similar to Gaskin's doubters.
Monk Life he made look like a walk in the park 8b+?
Also his strength tips are like beastmaker "ned's" tips.
The guy was a prophet regarding training.

I think you might have taken some earlier tongue-in-cheek comments a little too literally.

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!




This is for davey t - there is no myth.
Too many doubters around here, similar to Gaskin's doubters.
Monk Life he made look like a walk in the park 8b+?
Also his strength tips are like beastmaker "ned's" tips.
The guy was a prophet regarding training.

I think you might have taken some earlier tongue-in-cheek comments a little too literally.

No not really. Just thought a few quick clips would help whilst the "movie" is being put together. And would whet the appetite. Maybe we are all adding to the "myth."
Malc, Gaskin's the little footage that's around is brilliant.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 07:33:23 pm by jfdm »

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!




This is for davey t - there is no myth.
Too many doubters around here, similar to Gaskin's doubters.
Monk Life he made look like a walk in the park 8b+?
Also his strength tips are like beastmaker "ned's" tips.
The guy was a prophet regarding training.

Monk Life, he used his feet FFS!; Walk in the Park, I've seen him run laps footless .. with his weight belt .. and no drop knees :P

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!




This is for davey t - there is no myth.
Too many doubters around here, similar to Gaskin's doubters.
Monk Life he made look like a walk in the park 8b+?
Also his strength tips are like beastmaker "ned's" tips.
The guy was a prophet regarding training.

I think you might have taken some earlier tongue-in-cheek comments a little too literally.

No not really. Just thought a few quick clips would help whilst the "movie" is being put together. And would whet the appetite. Maybe we are all adding to the "myth."
Malc, Gaskin's there's little footage but it is brilliant.

So why the "This is for davey t .. Too many doubters round here etc"?

Because I doubt there are any doubters here.

This is a Malcolm doubt free zone. So there  :icon_321:

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I propose a renaming of this thread to simply "Malcolm Myth"!




This is for davey t - there is no myth.
Too many doubters around here, similar to Gaskin's doubters.
Monk Life he made look like a walk in the park 8b+?
Also his strength tips are like beastmaker "ned's" tips.
The guy was a prophet regarding training.

Monk Life, he used his feet FFS!; Walk in the Park, I've seen him run laps footless .. with his weight belt .. and no drop knees :P
Yes using feet, it's called an old school warm up! :wave:
Dave is there something wrong with your fingers?
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 07:40:51 pm by jfdm »

 

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