Where's the easiest stuff in the peak to stay dry or dry dead quick?
And when I say easy I mean a maximum of 4 vermin, ideally with a short walk in, a short drive from sheffield and a collection of adoring and beautiful semi-clad fans to follow me around whilst fawning over my large muscles and larger belly.
I ask cos sunday looks like it could end up shit, but I desperately want to get out! Just thought someone might have an esoteric worth-a-visit gem up their sleeves. My mate claims to have one but the selfish twat has gone to Borneo without a word.
And if anyone mentions that new fucking climbing wall I'll punter you into eternity.
Cheers