[Will Hunt]

"Pint of wank please, vendor".

Got quite a ring to it I think.

[Jaspersharpe]

Surely peak beard will hit London first and suddenly the inability to grow one will be a great asset (as the majority of the male population there gets ripped off by Turkish barbers).

Hope so anyway. Stupid bearded hipster cunts.

[tomtom]

"Pint of wank please, vendor".

Got quite a ring to it I think.

Three wankers and a bag of nuts please.

Sounds like a bbc sitcom...

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origins
2 August 2014, 3:15 pm

Sadly I no longer live with wads. I’m actually living in someone else’s house in a...

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[Will Hunt]

The last four posts have been like a rock star who has had their fifteen minutes and is no longer asked to gig. I await the memorial post written after you are found in a pool of your own vomit.

I seem to remember that I told you this would happen. We were underneath Underhand and you were all like "Oh yeah?! No way, man. I'm the second coming of Guillich, man. I'm gonna climb 4eva."

What happened to the firing up of the Crank Engine? Did it run out of petrol?

[Footwork]

The last four posts have been like a rock star who has had their fifteen minutes and is no longer asked to gig. I await the memorial post written after you are found in a pool of your own vomit.

I seem to remember that I told you this would happen. We were underneath Underhand and you were all like "Oh yeah?! No way, man. I'm the second coming of Guillich, man. I'm gonna climb 4eva."

What happened to the firing up of the Crank Engine? Did it run out of petrol?

From an old thread called the power of climbing....

''This thread has made me sad. Ive heard a few times about big names "giving up" climbing and I never really understood. Why, and more importantly, how? It just doesn't make any sense. I intend to leave uni, maybe hang round Leeds for a bit. Might try and get a job at the wall or something. Then move to North Wales or Sheffield or The Lakes and get a job in a gear shop. Sorted. Many grades shall be crushed. Almscliff will fall. 
This will continue until I die of old age or get hit by a bus or something.

Ha! You old people and your responsibilities.''

''Bouldering aint really my thing. Am currently planning an expedition to Mongolia.''

Sound familiar to you at all, Will? Life and responsibility kick in, it's nothing to be ashamed of

I don't think i've ever compared myself to Gullich, that would be sacrilege. He's my hero. I remember not climbing underhand either so I couldn't possibly have said that.

[highrepute]

Excellent retort.

[dunnyg]

Did you go to mongolia will? (genuine question innit)

[Will Hunt]

Everyone bailed I think. Probably a good thing as we would have all surely died.

I knew that post would come back to haunt me. However, I probably climb more now, and harder, than I ever did at uni after the honeymoon of first year/second year passed.

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At it again
10 August 2014, 12:15 pm

'He's going to do it. What a dick. He fucking flashed it' I remember reading Steve McClure saying...

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[tomtom]

Why not have a crack at Jess' roof? Bit of a schlep with the pads - but catches even more wind so is usually in better nick.. positive holds as well etc..

[Footwork]

Brrr not that pit of darkness again

Extensions on underhand felt like velcro yesterday and i've finally managed to do it in halves, it's worth a punt with two more days. C'MON

[Paul B]

Is there a reason this blog is set to import partial feeds only?

Anything with blogspot / tumblr etc. in the address is automatically blocked from work (on my lunch break  ).

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India
21 August 2014, 1:38 pm

Since I started climbing 5 years ago it has taken over my holidays. If there wasn’t any...

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El Chorro
21 August 2014, 4:01 pm

Hola Boys! Still 2 weeks to go here, hope you are having a ball and out crushing! Very interested...

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[Will Hunt]

Fuck yeah. Have a nice time!

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Yosemite
22 August 2014, 4:01 pm

Fellow 11GG CHARGERS!! Yosemite is the BOMB. Been climbing here for nearly a month and not even...

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[Will Hunt]

Pretty rad stamp.

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Verdon
23 August 2014, 4:01 pm

Salut! After ZERO sleep we arrived to Nice airport to find trains were broken down and the bus had...

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Céüse
24 August 2014, 4:01 pm

SAFE! I bring tales of muchos sendage dans SAYOOSE. Handycrush Larned up Alabanter abiding by the...

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Riglos
25 August 2014, 4:01 pm

Hey guys! We’re having a potatotally fanmashtic time here in Riglos. Bron was peeling pretty...

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[csl]

True warmth comes from within - happy memories for sure. Cheers for posting these.

[Footwork]

Hi Paul, sorry I don't really know The layout gets screwed up on the forum so it probably asked me at the beginning and I must have said no.

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Gimme your petrol, Punk
16 September 2014, 9:29 am

Climbers are notoriously stingy, penny hoarding bastards. Way before Jesus Christ and the invention...

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[Will Hunt]

Does £5 return to Stanage refer to Gugs? I distinctly remember the moment when he turned round and, almost in slow motion, he uttered "five pounds please". We were reeling for weeks. Could have flown cheaper on Jet2.