I'll have to charge my usual disposal fee of £39.99, but could give you a discount on my usal postage costsedit - that disposal fee covers items up to 300g, if you sign up for a Lagerstarfish Credit Card (APR 46977%) then you can include more than 1 item up to the weight limit
There's no such thing as bad publicity...
Once it pops it just can't stop though.
You asalting my intelligence?