[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

That picture was taken shortly before Jay Kay had lagers arrested for breaking onto his estate and attempting to smear his naked buttocks on the upholstery of every one of "the twat i n the hat"'s prestige car collection.

"I refer the honourable gentleman to a previous 'dreams' / 'reality' statement made to this house…"

[butters]

That picture was taken shortly before Jay Kay had lagers arrested for breaking onto his estate and attempting to smear his naked buttocks on the upholstery of every one of "the twat in the hat"'s prestige car collection.

If I hadn't got alcohol in the house to remove the awful image that created in my mind I would have puntered you for that.