One bit of crag chat that has stuck in my mind is John Dunne's expaination about why he wouldn't go to Glastonbury: (in Bradford accent) "wah wud ah wun' uh pay uh si' inna field wi' eigh'y thowsund fuckin' crusties?"
"why would I want to pay to sit in a field with eighty thousand fucking crusties?"
Clearly never heard of a Pank then The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
Walking across the top of curbar yesterday I was accosted by a walker who pointing at my pad asked "Is that a flying machine?" wtf?
I've taken to telling those who ask about my pad, something along the lines of"well, I was reading The Gospel of John this morning coz I felt my life was lacking something and I really felt that Jesus was talking to me when he said 'take up thy bed and walk'; so here I am".
Quote from: Norton Sharley on November 08, 2010, 08:57:26 pmWalking across the top of curbar yesterday I was accosted by a walker who pointing at my pad asked "Is that a flying machine?" wtf? I've taken to telling those who ask about my pad, something along the lines of"well, I was reading The Gospel of John this morning coz I felt my life was lacking something and I really felt that Jesus was talking to me when he said 'take up thy bed and walk'; so here I am".