[GraemeA]

We are starting to get info up about this years CWIF.

Details at http://www.climbingworks.com/events/cwif10

Get your Teams sorted out early. As ever there will be a shortage of DFBWGB (fit in this sense meaning strong) so pick your birds up early this year. We might have some spare Austrian waddesses for hire on the day, bidding starts at...............

Don't forget it's all free, well by free I mean just your normal entry fee to The Works.

[benj_d]

you know suz will crush everything for the toon!

[hairich]

i still think climin works international masters is a better name

[Sloper]

Only if you don't know how to spell quim, which to be blunt is so 1980s.

I think badger is a much better alternative, but less well matched to the Climbing Works, although Mr Alderson does love the colour scheme.

[hairich]

actually slopes i think you will find quim more 1880 if you read tipping the velvet

[robertostallioni]

we're all struggling to find quim in one way or another. 

[Houdini]

1980 Year of Cunt:



Thatcher
Punker scum
Borstal
Thatcher

[hairich]

you wont be voting david then

[fatdoc]

actually slopes i think you will find quim more 1880 if you read tipping the velvet

now that was a piece of drama that was simple brilliant on the BBC. still have vivid images of victorian depravity in my brain. It was a great time for the bizarre and fringe sexual antics - or at least it translates well into fine erotic drama at any rate.


ahem..

sorry about the thread drift - it's Rich's fault.

(- also big late nite license fee debate on late night radio 4 this weekend...)

[ian dunn]

Only if you don't know how to spell quim, which to be blunt is so 1980s.

I think badger is a much better alternative, but less well matched to the Climbing Works, although Mr Alderson does love the colour scheme.

Graeme really likes black and white!!

[Sloper]

I know, I offered him a Magpies fag lighter and he was speechless with unbridled joy.

He was genuinely choked.

[Jaspersharpe]

I didn't know she smoked.

[dobbin]

Of course she smokes, she's from Glasgow. Its the law

[ian dunn]

Perhaps if you could only buy NUFC fag lighters Graeme would be able to quit!

[Sloper]

I try to help him buy stealing the odd fag and his lighters but he threatens to ban me in response.

But you do have a point.

[GraemeA]

Come on then Squawk, put a Climb Rochdale Team into the CWIF and dress them in Barcode shirts.

Or of course you could dress them as monkey's but then you'd have to bugger and hang them. Or do you hang them first and bugger them once they are dead. Or bugger them whilst they are hanging. I am just not up on the etiquette of Monkey Hanging. But as an expert I am sure you will give me direction.

[Sloper]

trans: dear boy, I rather think you'll find that the team to which I affiliate myself is considerably higher in the rankings of the football association than the team which you, misguidedly, support.

Squawk, do it spend the cash and get a team of ringers I'll donate some money just ott
 see Greame hand over a trophy to a team wearing Newcastle United shirts.

Yeah Greame I know you'll fucking ban me...

[Percy B]

I'll unban you tho

[GraemeA]

If Squawk can put together a team that will beat our team of ringers then good luck to the monkey hanging black & white bastard. I'll hand over the cash without complaint - although it might all be in 1p's

The Earl tried it last year, had a team of barcode supporting scum but just like the Barcodes themselves they finished nowhere

BTW Squawk must have got very mixed up when we had the foul mouthed monkey heeded bastard as our manager. On one hand he must have hated him yet on the other he must have been thinking monkey's don't know how to say no

[fatdoc]

christ the lord.

this is realling selling CWIF to the masses....

wtf are you all doing... i come here to escape the murdoch / sky football shite this country endures.

I'll be avoiding the cwif then   

[GraemeA]

The masses aren't on UKB 

[Sloper]

christ the lord.

this is realling selling CWIF to the masses....

wtf are you all doing... i come here to escape the murdoch / sky football shite this country endures.

I'll be avoiding the cwif then   

So you won't be accepting my invitation to team 'fat and forty'?  We'll be having a team training session in the sheaf before long.

[fatdoc]

right....

now that's different.

I'm in. no footba strips mind...

dolly, fbsf, norton & I are the contenders.

at least we can all say we can use our feet!

[Sloper]

When I met Dolly he didn't look fat enough (although it was dark) FBSF qualifies, I don't know Norton,. I'm in but what's your BMI . .. .

And I don't mean cheapo flights boy.

[GraemeA]

right....

now that's different.

I'm in. no footba strips mind...

dolly, fbsf, norton & I are the contenders.

at least we can all say we can use our feet!

Which one of you is a bird though - mixed teams only