[cofe]

Damn, missed all this.

that's what happens when you have a job word: you don't get to do shit like this on the Internet all day

[Sloper]

I think I meant 17 not 27

[Johnny Brown]

What I need is some kind of pocketable miniature computer with which I could post on UKB whilst keeping a half-arsed eye on my sausages. If only this damn technology they sell us would actually catch up with what we really need!

[cofe]

Keep the faith brother, such a device will be invented some day...

[Jim]

maybe if you would upgrade from to you might be in with a chance

[dobbin]

  Lets not ruin this nice festive quiz with a mobility showdown (again).

Next quiz please!

[Bonjoy]

Jim - 4 isn't Kim
JB - Yep it's Shaz aka Staffordshire's other climber

[dave]

4 ain't me is it?

[Bonjoy]

No

[cofe]

they look like mine - more feminine etc.

[Scouse D]

They do look like Cofe's.
 Thumbs much too short for Dave.

[dave]

No

thank fuck for that, it's been bugging me.

they won't be scouse's either cos they're not wrapped in tape.

[Bonjoy]

they look like mine - more feminine etc.

Haven't those femenine hands of yours got a special job they need to be getting on with today? 

[cofe]

aaahhhhhhhhhhhh