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#1 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 01:48:42 pm
What an idea! I'll be rich in no time... Wonder if you could fart into an AirZooka and send them long range?

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#2 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 01:50:02 pm
i might just bag up my brad-pits and sell them on ebay.

incidentally he says its methane, but if its really odourous then it'll probably have a large proportion of hydrogen sulfide.

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#3 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 01:50:28 pm
Wonder how long they stay fresh for?

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#4 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 01:52:40 pm
If it was a completely sealed bag then it'd prolly stay fresh for ages.

What you need to be really trick though is a way of farting into a can, then you'd always be assured of that just-dropped whiff...

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#5 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 02:15:21 pm
You could go into business on a diet of sprouts, lentils and beans :lol:

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#6 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 02:25:55 pm
Hmm, is polythene like that totally impermeable to gas so it can't escape even if it's sealed? Unless it was food grade the fart would be tinged with the odour of polythene and vice versa.

It seems a little strange to me. Who needs to nuy a fart anyway? I got plenty up my batty  :wink:

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#7 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 02:28:44 pm
Well sombody bought it!

There's those that would like nothing better than to smell anonymous guff-wind - I believe soiled panties have a large following too.

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#8 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 02:46:06 pm
not exactly related, but i once saw a graham norton thing years ago where they found a website where you could sind a pair of shoes or slippers, and they come back with dried-up milky-love-piss in them. :shock: dang weird.

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#9 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 02:51:52 pm
There's got to be money in this sort of thing somewhere. I mean, I'll jack off into somebody's shoes if they pay me - it'd save on bog roll  :wink:

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#10 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 03:21:24 pm
You could definitely make money from selling used womens knickers.

Theres plenty of pant sniffers around and you could stick ya birds old unwashed ones up for sale. Make a mint!  :wink:

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#11 you never guess what there selling on ebay!
November 14, 2003, 03:24:15 pm
Just get a pack of bargain womens knickers from somewhere, and make up a nice fish-paste, mix in a bit of piss and spread a bit on. Leave it to dry and sorted - a nice little home industry  :D

In Japan, you can get them out of vending machines on the street, which I find a little odd.

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