Womens tennis - or are they men? (Read 17129 times)

tomtom · June 29, 2009, 06:07:53 pm

Just watching the tennis, and its Mauresmo vs Safina.. now, apart from wearing skirts and having dinky boobs stuck onto their scarily large pecs its hard to tell what sex they are... Mauresma's winning on the boat race front, but christ I'd be worried if I woke up next to either (or both!) of them..

I thought some of the DFBWGC (i, ii & iii) were a bit masculine but..

butters · June 29, 2009, 06:31:11 pm

I am prettier than Mauresmo and that is saying something...

bluebrad

Jaspersharpe · June 30, 2009, 11:32:51 am

dave · June 30, 2009, 11:40:59 am

two ladies!

namnok · June 30, 2009, 12:01:55 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on June 30, 2009, 11:32:51 am

Jaspersharpe · June 30, 2009, 12:03:47 pm

Knowing what Mauresmo looks like I didn't believe tomtom when he said....

Quote from: tomtom on June 29, 2009, 06:07:53 pm

Mauresma's winning on the boat race front

.....then I googled the other one.

butters · June 30, 2009, 12:23:22 pm

I am sure that Safina didn't look quite that bad yesterday but then all I had to compare her with was Mauresmo.

bluebrad

lagerstarfish · June 30, 2009, 01:02:05 pm

Strong girl

Tennis elbow?

Mr Cat · June 30, 2009, 02:08:31 pm

they could have taught timid henman a thing or too about bulking up - then maybe he would have won something... :D

Clart · June 30, 2009, 02:08:50 pm

That's some shocking photos right there. I came across these earlier *ahem* that I hope will readdress the balance:

Sabine Lisicki, in the quarter finals:
Highest ranking 37
German

Moving up the rankings....

Daniela Hantuchova
Highest ranking 5
Slovakian

best have another one of her:

Wondering what she looks like from behind?:

Nibile · June 30, 2009, 02:11:13 pm

italy is present also

Jaspersharpe · June 30, 2009, 02:35:49 pm

Quote from: Clart on June 30, 2009, 02:08:50 pm

That's some shocking photos right there. I came across these earlier *ahem* that I hope will readdress the balance:

Number 4 in the world, Elena Dementieva scrubs up ok:

nai · June 30, 2009, 02:36:46 pm

Gisella Dulko (beat Sharapova) also scrubs up alright

tomtom · June 30, 2009, 02:59:10 pm

I later realised that my initial post was a subconscious plea to see the iconic image of......

Mr Cat · June 30, 2009, 03:11:57 pm

some real stunners since my last post...

Jaspersharpe · June 30, 2009, 03:40:36 pm

Just beat

But

is beating

butters · June 30, 2009, 03:55:32 pm

Do you write for the Daily Mash tomtom?

A spokesman said: "Basing women's tennis on skill and points has allowed it to become overrun with lesbians. And by lesbians I mean the snorting, big-armed sort that like KD Lang, not the excellent ones you get in pr0nography."

bluebrad

superfurrymonkey · June 30, 2009, 04:01:46 pm

Jaspersharpe · June 30, 2009, 04:07:20 pm

The designer stubble is a nice touch.

butters · June 30, 2009, 04:47:19 pm

In an effort to make this thread a little more palatable - Jelena Dokic:

bluebrad

Peanuts · June 30, 2009, 05:18:32 pm

Mr Cat · July 01, 2009, 09:43:32 am

she needs scaffolding and not a sports bra..!

Robl · July 01, 2009, 09:57:46 am

this thread is a little :devangel:haha

tomtom · July 02, 2009, 04:32:29 pm

So, the Williams sisters... would ya?

jon bassindale · July 02, 2009, 04:48:43 pm

here's an interesting site. i gotta confess it was my first thought on seeing some of the pics on this thread. http://tennishasasteroidproblem.blogspot.com/

Womens tennis - or are they men? (Read 17129 times)

dave