"They noticed something on the road and, at first, they thought it was a traffic cone, but he was wearing red trousers," he said.
He said rumours that he had been abducted and that an insult had been carved on his head were speculation.
They went to the local garda station and they got him tea and biscuits. He gobbled up the biscuits as he was ravenous so they got him some curry chips.
I'm loving the Richard III news. Ace!
The really worrying thing about the litany of fuck ups made by Dave et al is that the opposition leader is so useless that Labour aren't 20+ points ahead. Not only the blatant privatisation of everything but the U-turns, scandal, infighting, economic ineptitude, downright shambles on everything........ Seriously, how much more ammunition do you need? It's pathetic.The gay marriage fiasco only served to prove the point that the Tories being divided is nothing to cheer about. It's another nail in Dave's coffin that over half his party voted against him but this isn't a good thing. I can see a vote of no confidence before too long and you know who stands to take over if that happens. If so I have every faith in the stupidity of the British public to vote the loveable buffoon nasty scheming Tory cunt in as our next Prime Minister ("ooh but wasn't he great at the Olympics"). And then we're really fucked.
Ed Thomas, insolvency practitioner at accountancy firm Mazars told Credit Today it was the celebrity's responsibility to ensure their financial affairs are up-to-date."Without knowing the background to this matter, one should not point the finger, but generally we are seeing several celebrities failing in their obligation to ensure that their financial affairs are dealt with properly."There is no doubt that they pay a lot of money to people who claim to be managing their affairs professionally.He added that HMRC will give several warnings and opportunities to settle any liabilities before taking action."Therefore, any abrogation by the celebrity of their responsibility to deal with income tax and other debt issues, is no real defence," he said.
So. Martine McCutcheon then.
flavour of the moth