[underground]

F*ck me, I'm full of bile and vitriol today. And bored witless.

What should I do with all this excess venom?  :evil:

[Avoiding the Traitor]

Find Bernard and use the venom on him.

[underground]

:D  :shock:

[Bubba]

Start drawing a cartoon about the people in your office. When it's done, leave it around the place where everyone will see it. Include yourself so it''s not incriminating, but leave out somebody you hate so they'll get the blame.

Make it as controversial as possible. Don't get caught.

[dave]

during the lunch hour, set all your co-workers desktop backgrounds to the illest pr0no you can find (on thier computer obviously), like a bird boning a horse, lesb0 straponfest, or getting spit roasted by a couple of black guys etc use your imagination.

[dobbin]

An old favourite of mine relating to Mr Parry's desktop fetishism is to press print screen from your offending users desktop, open paint, paste the image in and save it off somewhere (remembering the name), delete all their icons and then set their background to be that which you have just saved in paint. Hey presto, they think they have normal desktop but no icons work.

[Bubba]

This is all too tame - just get hold of a couple of automatic pistols, rip your shirt open, paint a cross on your chest in blood and go on the rampage.

[dave]

yeah you gotta get Columbine on their ass. Buy an overcoat and a 12-bore.

[Mike_H]

Dobbin, a variation on a theme of your suggestion is turn the image upside down so when the user comes back they've got an upside down desktop.

I preferred one we did at my old place of work where we strapped a cheap car air freshner under this guys seat. Honestly it absolutely stank when you went over to talk to him.

We used to say stuff like - were you out driving your taxi again last night and stuff like that.  I think the straw that broke the camels back was when we bought him a tiger skin effect seat cover. Proper Bo.

Now I just have to have a ponder about my leaving present for my existing company - I've got a new job, so will be leaving soon.  :wink:

[Jim]

Now I just have to have a ponder about my leaving present for my existing company - I've got a new job, so will be leaving soon.  :wink:

Fish paste behind any picture frames and cress seeds in the carpet?

[Mike_H]

Yeah I was thinking more business critical stuff, but that would be a good laugh all the same!!