[andy_e]

The exams are over, the sun is (was, anyway) out and I've been craving limestone for months now. Anybody going to any limestone bouldering venues tomorrow from (or via) leeds? Any venue, peak, south lakes or wales will do! I can offer petrol money, abstract electronica and all the latest drum and bass tunes.

[andy_e]

no? 

How about Sunday then?

[Andy F]

I would do Andi but a) I'm not in Leeds and b) I'm not going out climbing. I realise that's as useful to you  as an ashtray is on a motorbike, but at least I offered.

[andy_e]

Thanks for the (sort of) offer, at least someone cares... 

[AndyR]

I might be driving to squamish tomorrow - is that any use?

[andy_e]

Can't afford that much petrol money, I'm afraid. Plus you're probably going from somewhere in canada, so it's the wrong continent...

[robertostallioni]

I went to Malham on Saturday. I understand that is neither bouldering nor in the future but if you are still willing to contribute petrol money to run my flux capacitor you are welcome to join us bouldering at kilnsey last weekend.

[andy_e]

Sack that, I'd just go back in time to the time when my micra still existed and didn't have an imprint of a VW golf in the front end, and then predict said impact, avoid it, go climbing every day for 6 months, become super strong, crush the world, become overlord, have harem upon harem of fit female boulderers etc. etc...

or i could just enjoy my new peugeot 306 estate, which, as of today, i'm insured on! 

[Andy F]

Right, who's up for a sweepstake on how long this 306 has got left before it's a pile of mangled scrap ferrous material. A tenner say's three weeks 

[SA Chris]

Depends what engine size?

Andi, when the airbag warning light starts coming on, don't stress, it happens on many of them. Dodgy french electrics. Googled it and one bloke said best thing to do is cut a pice of  gaffer tape to cover the warning light.