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Sharma 5.10 to evolv SHOCKER
July 28, 2006, 09:29:17 am
Unbelievable now I have to throw out all of my five ten shoes and order in a whole load of evolv's to hang around my basement shrine  :'(

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#1 Re: Sharma 5.10 to evolv SHOCKER
July 29, 2006, 09:37:22 am
Your solution sounds pricey Moo.  Fear not, I buy 5.10.  And a life size cut-out of me in my pinks & speedo's are in the post!  ;)

But not so seriously:  there is an identical thread on a yank site, and boy do they care!  To the tune of 5 pages...

Presumable Evolv fits better with Prana...  Sharma is a businessman with understandably selfish interests, he'll go where the geld is.

(Genuflects at lifesize cut out of Toni Janeiro, and leaves the shrine room.)




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#2 Re: Sharma 5.10 to evolv SHOCKER
July 29, 2006, 12:47:34 pm
Well the truth the truth and nothing but the whole truth is that 5.10 didnt pay shamra his fee on time which got him narked. So he decided to move across to evolv for considerably less money apparently like you say he is a buisiness man. I've seen that 5 page spread on the american site I can't believe how much they genuinely seem to care.

ps. I recieved the life sized cut out. its surrounded by candles in the corner of my bedroom.

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#3 Re: Sharma 5.10 to evolv SHOCKER
July 29, 2006, 12:58:37 pm
Well the truth the truth and nothing but the whole truth is that 5.10 didnt pay shamra his fee on time which got him narked. So he decided to move across to evolv for considerably less money apparently like you say he is a buisiness man.

Learn a new thing everyday.  Power to the Sharma.  (5.10 was never his only source of income though, was it?)  I too know the feeling of not being paid (at all nevermind late) and less is better than nothing.  5.10 have some balls don't they?  I'd like to know where they get their balls.  I'd also like to know why they've fucked up the pink heels so much I won't buy them again after a decade of support.

PS.  My speedos are scratch 'n' sniff.  Just a little personal touch...  A wee wiff of my wee zone should help your frontlever sessions a treat!


(Scratches and sniffs Toni, but to no avail...)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 01:02:28 pm by Houdini »

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#4 Re: Sharma 5.10 to evolv SHOCKER
July 29, 2006, 04:35:18 pm
Shamra


SHAMRAAAAAAAA, THE EV-VER BLAGGING!!!!!!



GIVE ME THE ELIXIR OF DOOM & I'LL PISS V15 IN MY MUMS' HUSH PUPPIEEEEeeeeeSsss!!!!



« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 04:37:10 pm by Houdini »

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#5 Re: Sharma 5.10 to evolv SHOCKER
August 10, 2006, 10:54:34 am
Can someone include a link to this yank site 5 page rant please?

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