Thing is Simon isn't weak. He's done one armers, some fairly heroic deadhang feats, 1-4-6 on the second rungs from the right at the foundry, and 1-3-5-7-9 on the really small rungs at the foundry (you need good fingers too for that). Yet he's somehow crap at bouldering.
I'm starting to think I'll be happier than Simon when he finally does it so we can find something else to talk about...
Healthy skeletal is good I am confident that Ted, Toby and Moose will all be kicking sand in my face by the end of the summer
C'mon guys - lighten up!
I'm a slave to fashion - judge me if you must
I don't think he, me or anyone else thinks that. Given the choice (which we have) we tend* to spend our time on other stuff that we are better at and enjoy more.