[Bubba]

Scary shit.

I got this link from the superb popbitch, honest!

http://www.zoophile.net

How to go about fucking various animals, including such loveliness as "fellating a dog" and the rather dangerous sounding "guide to sex with bulls".

[Jim]

Once recognized that you are zoophile, you might wonder, "am I normal?" Yes, you are.

I think the answer should really be  :soapbox:  NO!

[Avoiding the Traitor]

Sound like it not work safe?!?!

[Bubba]

I don't think there's any photos but if somebody is reading over your shoulder they might be in for a shock!

[fatneck]

"Nonetheless, you best buy your favorite animal and build up a steady relationship to it. Although this may sound strange to you, took it serious cos caring for a creature implies love, responsibility and trust. After fulfilling these essential conditions, you are able to begin training your fellow for copulating with you."

WTF :shock:  :?:  :?:  :?:  :shock:

[dave]

once saw summert on channel4 ages ago about animal botherers - mainly in america where in some states theres no laws against it. there was this ugly 40-something woman who enjoyed the role reversal of the dog giving her a bone. she claimed that it was the dog who always instigated congress, jumping onto her with a 'rection. also some inbred hick who rutted his mule.

on a similar note, once saw a fucked up german video this lad i knew had got off a car boot. lets just say i can't look a chicken in the eye anymore. or a dog. :shock:

[bondosan]

From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
 This was actually said in court, word for word..


LAWYER: On the morning of July 25th, did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?
 WITNESS: I did.
 LAWYER: And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?
 WITNESS: I did.
 LAWYER: And did you observe anything?
 WITNESS: I did. (Witness remains silent.)
 LAWYER: Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?
 WITNESS: I saw George.
 LAWYER: You saw George *******, the defendant in this case?
 WITNESS: Yes.
 LAWYER: Can you tell the Court what George ******* was doing?
 WITNESS: Yes. (Witness remains silent.)
 LAWYER: Well, would you kindly do so?
 WITNESS: He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks.
 LAWYER: His "thing"?
 WITNESS: You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis.
 LAWYER: You passed close by the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?
 WITNESS: Yes.
 LAWYER: Did you say anything to him?
 WITNESS: Of course I did!
 LAWYER: What did you say to him?
 WITNESS: "Morning, George!"

[Bubba]

:D

[a dense loner]