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#1 Brilliant anti-theft device
March 31, 2004, 08:45:43 pm
There's some very fucking strange stuff on that site (sorry to subject you all with my fascination of web trivia) but check the special ingredients section...where you can buy:

DOO DOO DROPS
Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. Just like a tube of explosive diarrhea...


LIQUID ROADKILL
Before you use this incredibly foul putrifier, take a moment to reflect on all the roadkill left out in the scorching sun.


VOMIT FLUID
Just empty this nasty little vial into a drink. First, the unfortunate drinker begins to feel queazy. Then comes the projection vomiting. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.


and more loveliness....

 

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