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#1 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 02:54:39 pm
This....



...apparently bears some resemblance to this...



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#2 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 03:51:46 pm
If you are myopic and colour blind.

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#3 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 04:01:07 pm

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#4 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 04:30:00 pm
 ;D  I should point out that its not mine, I've did my pennance of crap tattoos years ago and thankfully whilst not perfect its not an abomination (most people don't notice whats wrong with it unless I point it out to them).

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#5 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 05:19:47 pm
So what is wrong with yours then?

I just about ended up single when an ex proudly displayed her new tat and I said "hasn't a scorpion has 8 legs not 6"?

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#6 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 05:33:40 pm
More amusement here

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#7 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 06:18:08 pm
So what is wrong with yours then?

I've a band around my lower leg that isn't quite straight. :slap:

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#8 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 08:35:15 pm
I just spat my coffee out after clicking on the link. The Jesus wept tattoo is absolute class!  :lol:

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#9 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 09:24:34 pm
This is pretty shocking


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#10 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 10:08:12 pm
whats george doing with his left hand?


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#11 Re: The world's worst
January 27, 2012, 11:54:41 pm
and you know him on first name terms?

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#12 Re: The world's worst
January 28, 2012, 12:24:23 am
whats george doing with his left hand?



warp speed at your command captain

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#13 Re: Re: The world's worst
January 28, 2012, 08:07:36 am
and you know him on first name terms?

And couldn't remember how you spell his surname.

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#14 Re: The world's worst
January 28, 2012, 06:48:06 pm
Bad tattoo but genius scam
http://419eater.com/html/okorie.htm

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#15 Re: The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 09:23:09 am
British boxing matches are always good for a bit of bad tattoo action - almost all domestic boxers are heavily tattooed to neck level.  In a recent bout a fella had his name written across his shoulders in huge, wobbly, child-like block capitals.  Perhaps he feared forgetting his name due to punch-drunkeness?  Although if that was the case, having it written back-to-front so he could read it in a mirror might have been a better idea?  Crucifixes so cack-handedly rendered that they might qualify as religious hate crimes are also very popular.

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#16 Re: The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 09:54:01 am
How to instantly end any chance of future employment:



There's a whole blog of beauties here: http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

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#17 The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 10:01:30 am
How to instantly end any chance of future employment:



There's a whole blog of beauties here: http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

You said it, buddy!

That surely has to be photoshopped?

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#18 The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 10:18:38 am

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#19 Re: The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 10:20:45 am
Conversation starter...

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#20 The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 10:35:11 am
Reminds me of scenes from this film.. Which was pretty good though grim iirc..

http://worldcinemadirectory.co.uk/index.php/component/film/?id=227

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#21 Re: The world's worst
January 29, 2012, 10:45:28 am
I was imagininining 

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