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#3 Re: The daily mash...
February 17, 2011, 03:28:51 pm
Well if we are going for specific Daily Mash posts then here's a couple of crackers:

Woman Impregnated By Overhead Kick

OED Accepts Ronaldo As Synonym For ‘despicable Shit’

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#4 Re: The daily mash...
February 17, 2011, 03:36:58 pm
My favourite daily mash article

Gay Priests Have Sex With Men, Say Experts

published in the wake of the Churche's claims that homosexuality and pedophilia were linked, absolute classic daily mash take on it

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And of course if you're a gay priest it's much easier to just be gay - even in secret - because unlike paedophilia, it's not a horrible, horrible crime.

Church historian, Julian Cook, added: "Unfortunately the Vatican has been defeated by it's own logic. If the priests really were gay they would have been defrocked immediately which means the Vatican knew they weren't gay and instead decided to protect them because in their heads being a homosexual is somehow worse than being a paedophile."

 

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