Servile cyclist required. Duties to include - riding downhill bike to the top of the hill while 'master' rides a super-featherlight hardtail; swapping steeds at the summit; bike cleaning and fettling; an ability to sound sincere when saying "Oh, well done on that table-top sir, you very nearly took off." Must also be prepared to sign minimum wage exemption form. Passing resemblance to Cate Blanchett a distinct advantage. Must have own tow-rope.
