[Sloper]

Well it had to happen eventually.

I have always contended that fraudsters were among the brighter criminals, but today I've received a leaflet from Third World Clothing Collection from SHC Collecting Ltd and these fuckwits can't even spell empty 'emmtty' the rest of the grammar is so poor it makes the average 419 email look perfect.

[slackline]

Give them a break, educational standards are still improving in the Third World.  Besides, how good is your Swahili?

[Sloper]

click cliick clllik  clc.

[Joepicalli]

click cliick clllik  clc.

Thats xhosa Slopes.  for your schoolboyish misattribution of Souther African languages.

[Sloper]

Is souther a variant of the Sheffield dialect with which I am unfamiliar?

In any event are you up for an Itallian wine tasting?

[Percy B]

Isn't that Italian wines, Slopes?

Wrong twice in one day? 

[Mr Cat]

Your just a bloody Twister, so who do you think your foolin.

[Sloper]

I got a three for two offer so I'm going to blow the third on telling Mrs Sloper that she did give me permission to go to the pub tomorrow.