[gruff]

If you have ever driven into someone else's car and not owned up to it, you are a coward.

Anything bad anybody has ever done to you is because you are a coward and they despise you because you're a worthless piece of shit coward. The word coward is nowhere near as insulting as the fact that you have to live your life actually being you, you poor fuckers.

[Idol eyes]

Ok, sorry it was me...

[M.U.L.E]

You dont drive a maroon fiesta by any chance do you?

[SA Chris]

I dreamt last night i reversed a people carrier down a narrow dirt road managing to scrape a dozen cars, then hitting a tree. The owners queued to get my details. This thread just reminded me of it, wierd. Never done it in real life though. Shit luck gruff.