[Obi-Wan is lost...]

Transgondwanan Supermountain

http://www.newscientisttech.com/article.ns?id=dn10188&feedId=online-news_rss20

You know thats a great name for a problem/route/whatever.

[Mike Tyson]

That would be a top name for a problem.

Its interesting you mention good names for problems, Ive thinking of starting a topic on "Names for new problems". The chances of me climbing anything new are slim to none, but I've got a few names I'd love to use if I somehow find some untouched rock in Cumbria:

Transit Trauma - After I crashed my car.
Marra's vs Sparra's - After a close call in my car involving a flock of birds (not sparrows but that's all that rhymes with marra)
The birth of Jesus Christ through the eyes of a camel - Just think its funny!!
Grape Index - Play on ape index
Ket Arete - After some wild night with horse tranquilizers.
Golt's Groove

etc etc.

Anyone else got any?

[Houdini]

A few years ago I threatened to do a new route and call it:  The Calculated Violation of ------ --------s' Dirtbox.

(Left blank so as to avoid getting knocked-out by this heaviest of hitters.)

I think my ode to Mark Katz, Tiny, King of the Jews @ a hefty V5 was neat.    I've been working on a fabulous Clive Coolhead for the modern age (but you're not ready for that yet).  All in good time.

(Grape Index?  A problem for those with Haemorrhoids?)

[SA Chris]

Names I have lined up;

Sakidori (Apparently Japanese for grasping upward)
Dirk Pitt (Fictional Character from crap novels, not related to Brad)
Bonestorm (Console Game from Simpsons)
Yoink (Sound you make when stealing something, also from Simpsons)

and others.....