[T.H.]

Just been looking at

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3757878.stm

and got me thinking of ways in which to make money, as I don't have any.  No really, I don't have ANY.

A few minging lesbians sold their virginity didn't they?  Maybe I could sell mine.  How do you get it back?  I don't think I've got the girl's phone number anymore.

My friend sold his beard.  I think he got about 50p for it, but I need more than that.  Any ideas?

[dave]

set up a website where people can sell thier own stuff via auction and you take a percentage.......oh hang on a minute....

or what about setting up a gey -only auction site, eGay.com you could sell all kinds of gay products. vinyl shorts, moustache combs etc. A niche market.

[Bubba]

Eat more beans

[Fingers of a Martyr]

sell sum of your shit on ebay?

start dealin drugs? risky

buy and sell wholesale designer clothes? pricey to start of with but u can make BIG profits.

www.force24.co.uk - used to be better, it's all a bit camp now

[lleyton]

invent summat - just think of the guy who made cats eyes...minted! when i was little i thought that 1-way glass on contact lenses would be a good invention. glad i didnt bank my life savings on it tho.

or you could mix business with pleasure an work in a climin' wall. has ne1 done that? ive often wondered what it'd be like. it could be a nigghtmaaare if you just had to show peeps how to tie figure8s all day even tho 99%of them will never climb again....for about £4.50 an hour.

[patch]

I think you've got something with the invent something suggestion.  There must be loads (ok, some) of ideas we could come up with for new climbing aids.  Has anyone got any particular problems they want solving?  Maybe T.H. can come up with some ideas to help.  I'd like an invention that helps me do F7a unsighted every time, some kind of bionic arm inplant maybe?  Anyone got any ideas (apart from plain old hard work & training, that would be stoopid)?

[bob]

how about finding a medical school or research facility that is willing to pay £££ for a shot of cum, pint of blood, other bodily fluids and spare parts.
iv heard they are out there

alternatively you could try an advert in the back of private eye you never know you might get lucky

[underground]

alternatively you could try an advert in the back of private eye you never know you might get lucky

I've always wondered about them; does anyone actually see an ad saying summat like 'skint person needs cash for holiday' and send a load of wedge into their bank?

[Paz]

No mate.  Am I being slow, or wtf has the portable mass spectrometer got to do with making money?  Can't you be part of the world of psychology's vast experimental portfolio of the behaviour of cash strapped students?  Or that `you say we pay' thing on Richard and Judy always looks piss.