[Nibile]

This year I will go to Melloblocco, not - specifically - for climbing, but for the presentation of the Italian edition of Ben's book.
If anyone is around it would be nice to meet!
 

[a dense loner]

I'd rather rub a cheese grater on my knob nibs!

[Whyatt]

This year I will go to Melloblocco, not - specifically - for climbing, but for the presentation of the Italian edition of Ben's book.
If anyone is around it would be nice to meet!
 

On the bike?

[Nibile]

Bunch of mofos. 
I haven't been to Melloblocco in the last ten years, and I don't miss it. Don't miss the crowds, the stinky wannabe climbing bums, the "A muerte!" screams, the yoga sessions, the "climbing is freedom" and all that shit.
But this year I have to go because of work, so I'll go.
The plan is to get there, have a quick fingerboard session just beside the Goldrake boulder, then do my presentation, meet some old friends, gulp down a couple of beers, go to bed and leave the next morning soon enough to be back home early enough for my weights finishers and sprints.
Fancy anyone?

[dave]

I'd rather rub a cheese grater on my knob nibs!

More than likely you nob will just pop through one of the holes unscathed.

[a dense loner]

I don't think it's long enough to poke through anymore dave

You're working at mello nibs? You're a barrister! Or is it the accent and you're actually going to serve coffee there?

[Nibile]

I am going as the translator of Ben's book, I have to do the official presentation.
That'll get me money and chicks.
Surely.