I realise this is a long shot since everything's shit and the consumer electronics market is aimed at morons but if you can endorse a device (not necessarily a smart phone) that will do the following I'd appreciate it:
i) music/mp3 player with a decent, satisfying, non-laggy interface. expandable with micro sd card >/= 32Gb. Shuffle function that actually shuffles and remembers where it left off. Would prefer buttons but will probably have to make do with touch screen these days. Crucially, able to browse and play music by folder. Decent battery life would be a bonus but not crucial as long is it can cope with carrying on playing music with a usb connected.
ii) half decent web browser. not bothered about mobile internet just wifi
iii) Can use skype reliably. (Except not skype anymore as that's gone crap since microsoft got hold of it but something similar.)
iv) relatively robust device
v) will work and be seen simply as a disk drive by my pc (so don't have to arse about with any software or syncing shenanigans)
not bothered about; camera (got a camera); phone (got a phone).
Reading that back, maybe I'd be better off with a small tablet rather than a smart phone.... Even if there's something that can do just (i) I'd love to hear about it as I haven't found one yet.
cheers