[Monolith]

Scouse bit is almost correct. Get Dolph as a transparent shape stretching between Sheff-Liverpool, lash Popp in the mix as I wish he was out more with us and you're almost in business. Oh and Crouch's mother has an arrow to me.

One last amendment. Nibile is behind everyone and Doylo has a fat arrow into Dense.

[magpie]

Doylo has a fat arrow into Dense.

O RLY? 

[Oli]

Where's Dobbin then? Surely he features somewhere?

[Monolith]

I see that Misty see's the diagram.

[andy_e]

I don't know Sloper, how dare you.

[dobbin]

Where's Dobbin then? Surely he features somewhere?

I only sleep with fully signed up red tips members

[Percy B]

I only sleep with fully signed up red tips members

..which is probably how they got red tips in the first place, you mucky boy...

[mrjonathanr]

Graeme Alderson did actually do one for Sheffield, circa 1992. It turned out we were all related to Joe Healey. I wonder if he can recall / kept it in a journal...You might mention it Percy?

[Mr Cat]

utter shit

yep...

[Percy B]

I believe Graeme burnt the offending article shortly after he finished it (and sobered up to the realisation that every climber in Sheffield was only a couple of sexual partners away from one person)
 

[GraemeA]

Fuck off Percy, how dare you insinuate that I have been sober in the last 17 years.

Jon, you are slightly wrong in that we were all only a couple of steps away from Johnny. Which is worrying.

The whole world is only a couple of steps away from Joey. Which is also worrying.

[andy_e]

[Johnny Brown]

He was the only guy to refer to 'dogging' in the power of climbing, and he wasn't talking about resting on the rope...

[Will Hunt]

The completely factual Leeds University Union Mountaineering Club Tart Chart. The key got missed out on the scan. A solid line is a shag. Dashed line for a pull. Dotted line for an incredibly obvious flirt and crosses for an ambiguous "something". I count 3 UKB members!




How much is someone going to pay me to put this on Facebook and tag everyone in it?

[SA Chris]

Was Sarah Radford the result of the nicely prepared lamb meal? Or the end of the Otley Run?

[Stubbs]

Was Sarah Radford the result of Rohypnol? Or a club round the head?

 

[Sean_J]

Just seen this - you little scamp Will! 

Go on then, i'll chip in a quid if you dare put it on FB...