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Modern Man
November 13, 2003, 07:55:24 pm
This appeared in Sky Magazine a few months ago - who says that today's man isn't caring and sensitive?

From Laura, 24:
Last year at a Christmas party, I got off with this gorgeous bloke called Mark Digby. He was a real arrogant git, but I've always been attracted to b******s. Little did I know this bloke was the biggest sh!t imaginable. We went back to my place and he pounced on me straight away. Within minutes, he was sh****** me frantically from behind on the sofa. I began to think that doing it that way was really impersonal in this drunken state.
But Mark just carried on regardless. I tried to move round myself,
but he held me in place, grunting something about his jeans around his  ankles making it difficult to move. I was getting well cheesed off and I could feel he was about to finish.  I thought I'd force the issue so I found myself groaning, "I want to see your face as you come".

I felt him reach down into his pocket and just as he reached orgasm,

he thrust his bus pass in front of my face.........

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#1 Modern Man
November 13, 2003, 07:59:50 pm
Ah, what a beautiful moment  :D

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#2 Modern Man
November 13, 2003, 08:03:37 pm
How is Laura these days anyway? Mark :wink:

 

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